I want a double discount

[mattm04]

If a SC said "I have a friend in congress...." to something that stupid I would have to hang up to avoid laughing at them.

[Sedorna]

Translation: I know how to contact the mayor.

Oh no, that's *way* too high up. A better translation would be "my father's uncle's brother's cousin's former roommate gives tours of the capital building. I think. It's been about ten years since I contacted that person, though."

[corporateslave]

Guest: the bedsheets were soaked in urine

I can't imagine that someone would've stayed at all in a place with all the things she claimed to have been there.. and would want to go back. But that's just me.

[Apathy]

You had a bad experience a couple years ago? Let me clue you in to something: No one cared then, and no one cares now. We don't want your "relationship." Piss off.

Am I too bitter? Nah...

[rts]

Guest: Hi Dave, I rented with you a few years ago and we used to come all the time but we had a horrific experience a few years ago and havent been back since. I got your flyer for 20% and would like to give you all a second chance but you're going to have to compensate me so I'd like a double discount

Me: 40% off?

Guest: yes

Me: there is no way I could do that

Guest: I was a faithful customer of yours for many years. I'd like to resestablish that relationship

Me: I understand but I cant givr you 40% off

Guest: I am your customer and coming to you and telling you I had a bad experience, when we checked in, the bedsheets were soaked in urine and I killed I dont know how many cockroaches, the shower had mold in it, the Tv didnt work and it took you three days to fix it, the deck furniture was covered in bird crap....and you're telling me I get no compensation for that

Me: ok I just looked up that reservation and it shows we gave you two nights back

Guest: yes

Me: so we already compensated you

Guest: well thats not sufficient...look if you want me back, this is the way it's gonna be......I want a double discount and I still want my gas rebate and 10% off the bikes

Me: ma'am I cant do that

Guest: so you dont want me to come back?

Me: we do but I cant do this (I was lying through my teeth, I didnt want this lady back)

Guest: you dont want me to come back because if you did you'd be giving me a double discount but that's ok.....I will spread the word. I have a good friend in congress and he will fix your little red wagon. Goodbye

No Ms. Butt Much, they don't want you back because they know you are lying to try to save some money! The "expert" who gave you those lines to use is a butthole as well. Please don't hang up angry, just hang up!!!!

[BaristaTrav]

I can't imagine that someone would've stayed at all in a place with all the things she claimed to have been there.. and would want to go back. But that's just me.

mm hmm.. not just a mysterious yellow stain mind you.. but they were soaked in the stuff. Like someone filled the bathtub with urine and then carefully soaked the sheets so each fiber would be covered. Now that would be a legitimate complaint.

[Geek King]

That's why you should say to her, "Show ME exactly where in the US Constitution that says you have a God-given right to service whenever and anywhere you demand it".

Easy, it's sandwiched In between the right to use other people's hot tubs naked and the right to sell door-to-door without a license.

I love people screaming about rights sometimes. Most don't even realize the right to vote for president isn't actually in the constitution. Even the Supreme Court has mentioned that in the ruling on Bush vs. Gore. Sure, you can't restrict voting access to anyone based on race, religion, gender, or poll taxes. However, if a state government decided to deny voting to everyone and just appoint electors, it would be legal to do so.

I imagine the riots would be remarkable if they did, though.

[Evil Queen]

Translation: I know how to contact the mayor.

With a crappy badly worded, horribly misspelled words with TOO MANY OF THESE and a Few of THESE!!!11!one thrown in for flavour.

ZOMG! We MUST intercept her letter! TO the BATCAVE!

Excelsior!

[Gabrielle Proctor]

My college professor's brother-in-law's brother is a powerful general of the united states military. Do I pull that out of my ass when I want a discount? No.

[hinakiba777]

mm hmm.. not just a mysterious yellow stain mind you.. but they were soaked in the stuff. Like someone filled the bathtub with urine and then carefully soaked the sheets so each fiber would be covered. Now that would be a legitimate complaint.

That just makes me think about the story my friend told me about working at Timmy's. She was cleaning toilets. In one stall she found that someone had very carefully piled feces on the TP dispenser. Like it was Lincoln Logs!

My rental company and my father have a great relationship. I think in all the years we've gone there we only put in one small complaint and it was fixed right away. It works well.

And I'd like to state that if I was in that woman's shoes I would:
A) Not have come back. EW URINE!
B) Just taken the compensation and discounts offered. I'm 20% your second chance is pretty good. Most people have to pay full price to "reestablish their relationship" with their vacation provided.

[PepperElf]

I rented with you a few years ago
havent been back since.
I was a faithful customer of yours for many years.

These are the parts that stand out to me.

A faithful customer who hasn't been back in years. Gimme discount!

I have a good friend in congress and he will fix your little red wagon.

What, the congress friend is going to break the law to drive the business into the ground because you're upset?

And risk losing their job?

It's one thing to write your congressman to complain about harsh treatment (like person in jail being denied medical treatment) but... NOT because Mr.Suck is whining over not getting a goldenboy discount.

That's a waste of everyone's time!

[draftermatt]

My former boss has a good friend in Congress (he really does). But when my former boss got into trouble concerning some building permits Congressman Dutch Ruppersburger said "you better not expect me to help you out of this mess"