"Go on...I dare you!" Fateful last words.

[Akasa]

Oops! I laughed so hard after reading that I woke up my roomy.

[Talon]

Holy FSM, that was beautiful!

To the SC's:

[Primer]

No Fumar Por Favor.

No Fumes (FOO-mess) would be even better--command form, second person familiar takes out all possible "respect"

[Apathy]

Best. Story. Evar.
Excellent work.

I loved the failboat, too.

[RebeccaOTool]

Owned. Nice.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Let's see...ignoring signs, "convenience English", name-calling and physical violence.

Those two cretins sucked about as much as two people together can. Great to hear they didn't get away with it.

[Dark-Star]

Now that's legendary stupidity!

[TonyDonuts]

Back in the day at Hardee's I spotted a guy smoking in the No Smoking section. I went over to tell him to to put it out.

He started speaking German at me. In a very sarcastic tone of voice. He was implying that I was stupid, that I had unwholesome relations with my mom, and that he would smoke where and when he wanted to and there was nothing I could do about it.

I leaned in, until my nose was about an inch from his. I looked into his eyes for about a minute, and then I exploded.

"SCHEISSKOPF! KONNEN SIE NICHT VERSTANDEN! RAUCHEN VERBOTEN!"

Kind of a rapid blinking response.

"STEHEN SIE AUF!!! AUSGEHEN!"

More blinking, then, "I'm sorry, sir, I didn't know the rules here." German accent.

I told him, "That's why we have signs. Put it out or move to the smoking section."

And order was restored.

Which was good, because that exhausted a LOT of my college German.

[Akasa]

Back in the day at Hardee's I spotted a guy smoking in the No Smoking section. I went over to tell him to to put it out.

He started speaking German at me. In a very sarcastic tone of voice. He was implying that I was stupid, that I had unwholesome relations with my mom, and that he would smoke where and when he wanted to and there was nothing I could do about it.

I leaned in, until my nose was about an inch from his. I looked into his eyes for about a minute, and then I exploded.

"SCHEISSKOPF! KONNEN SIE NICHT VERSTANDEN! RAUCHEN VERBOTEN!"

Kind of a rapid blinking response.

"STEHEN SIE AUF!!! AUSGEHEN!"

More blinking, then, "I'm sorry, sir, I didn't know the rules here." German accent.

I told him, "That's why we have signs. Put it out or move to the smoking section."

And order was restored.

Which was good, because that exhausted a LOT of my college German.

Translation for those of us who don't speak any German?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Translation for those of us who don't speak any German?

"Shithead! Do you not understand? Smoking's forbidden!"

(taking a blind stab at the last one) "Stand up! Get out!"

[TonyDonuts]

"Shithead! Do you not understand? Smoking's forbidden!"

(taking a blind stab at the last one) "Stand up! Get out!"

Thanks, Brother Irving, I should have thought of that.

Sorry, Akasa.

[Nyoibo]

There's something wrong with the fact that I can barely speak any German, get maybe a quater of what I hear spoken, but I could read all of that.

[Naaman]

Awesome and well done

I'm guessing it was the usual pictogram of a smoking cigarette with the big red DO NOT crossed circle around it? Yeah, those are soooo difficult for non-locals to understand, hm? Damn the UK and their secret code signs that aren't in any way perhaps universally (or almost) understood!

Well not only that, signs like that are the same (by law) all over the EU. No European can use the excuse that they didn't understand the sign.

[Jester]

How stupid can two people be?

You've been a member here for HOW long and still have to ask that question?

Seriously?

[RetailWorkhorse]

There's something wrong with the fact that I can barely speak any German, get maybe a quater of what I hear spoken, but I could read all of that.

No there's not.

>.>

<.<

Really.