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  • #16
    Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
    I've crossed that line many times. For every 10 I recruit, I get a toaster oven.
    What would you ever do with more than one toaster over? I mean, myself I think having one for bagels and one for bread would be ridiculous...
    I pet animals, I rescue insects, I hug trees.

    "I picture the lead singer of Gwar screaming 'People of Japan, look at my balls! My swinging pendulous balls!!!'" -- Khyras

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    • #17
      sheldonrs sez:
      I've crossed that line many times. For every 10 I recruit, I get a toaster oven.
      one toaster oven is enough; you should suggest a shiny new prize for:

      50, 100, 200, etc.
      look! it's ghengis khan!
      Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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      • #18
        What a very strange reaction.
        Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

        Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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        • #19
          Quoth Bliss View Post
          What would you ever do with more than one toaster over? I mean, myself I think having one for bagels and one for bread would be ridiculous...
          Christmas gifts.
          "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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          • #20
            Hmm, when I first saw this title I thought, "Ooh, and what's Smiley posting about today"

            You know, I gotta try something similar. You know, walk into a place and state "I'm an asshole." Then play the "You're not giving me what I want because I'm an asshole". Oh...wait. That would probably be true. That, or management would instantly cave and give me whatever I want. A roll of the dice, that one.

            This guy's announcement to a specific orientation was a gimme grab and he clearly wasn't expecting (or knew how to handle) an obvious backfire to his approach. Personally, I'm suprised he didn't fake a limp or something, too. You know, if you're going to go decry one bias, you might as well decry them all. Just makes it harder for people who really do encounter racism/bias. Jerk.
            A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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            • #21
              Quoth NateTheChops View Post
              It make me wonder if he was really gay or if he was just saying he was because he didn't have any apparent differences to flaunt. (IE, race, disability, etc.)
              actually, he was chineese so he could have used the race card

              Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
              "No, we pretty much fuck everybody in the ass."
              ...you've worke out who I work for, haven't you? lol

              Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
              I can beat the gay card... I've before gotten the straight card
              thats...new o.o I honestly have NOT seen that one before

              Quoth Panigg View Post
              Because he wanted to get a bargain out of saying he is gay.
              I would say you're right. Too bad his plan backfired

              Quoth bainsidhe View Post
              Hmm, when I first saw this title I thought, "Ooh, and what's Smiley posting about today"
              ...Smiley? LOL
              -The one, The Only, AdvancedFlea-

              Stick that in your blog and smoke it.

              A guide for customers about retail

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              • #22
                Quoth patiokitty View Post
                *snip*
                The guy he said it to turned around and said, "I hate you because you're an asshole, not because you shove your dick in them."
                Pwned.

                Criminy, though. He's gay so he gets a discount? Moron.
                Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

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                • #23
                  Quoth ralerin View Post
                  Criminy, though. He's gay so he gets a discount? Moron.
                  I get asked for discount for all kinds of stupid reasons

                  "I don't want to pay that much"
                  "I've been shopping here for years"
                  " but xxx always gives me a discount"
                  "you were out of stock of what I wanted"

                  ...you name it
                  -The one, The Only, AdvancedFlea-

                  Stick that in your blog and smoke it.

                  A guide for customers about retail

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                  • #24
                    "I'm gay but I'm also an asshole" syndrome.

                    Been there. Done that. Got the T-shirt.
                    I was not hired to respond to those voices.

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                    • #25
                      <SC> You're just discriminating against me because I'm gay!
                      <Me> No, I don't really care if you're happy or not.

                      The manager wasn't so happy about that one.

                      Well, After he stopped laughing. He got the pun, the SC did not.
                      Character flaws aren't a philosophy -Scott Adams

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                      • #26
                        Quoth Drakstern View Post
                        <SC> You're just discriminating against me because I'm gay!
                        <Me> No, I don't really care if you're happy or not.

                        .
                        I LOVE that one
                        -The one, The Only, AdvancedFlea-

                        Stick that in your blog and smoke it.

                        A guide for customers about retail

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                        • #27
                          Quoth bainsidhe View Post
                          Hmm, when I first saw this title I thought, "Ooh, and what's Smiley posting about today"
                          Sheldon... looky here... people see the word gay and start thinking about me... you're slipping man
                          If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                          • #28
                            Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
                            Sheldon... you're slipping man

                            How did you find out my super hero name?!!!!!


                            "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                            • #29
                              Quoth jerkface11 View Post
                              Was he the only gay in the village?
                              Was Myfanwy behind the bar, ready to serve him a drink?

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                              • #30
                                No, I was the (unfortuneate) one behind the desk who had to serve him lol
                                -The one, The Only, AdvancedFlea-

                                Stick that in your blog and smoke it.

                                A guide for customers about retail

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