I am THE Master race.

[Titchyboy]

The little beauty both amused and dissapointed me on so many levels.

As a landscaper, being outdoors many people come and ask for directions to places. Some we know, some we dont, thems the breaks.
This tale come from last week.
We were on a job in sheffield, and this lovely skyline pulls up and the asain lady in the front asked for suchnsuch company.
I apologuised and informed her that, really i wasnt a local in that area and couldnt tell her where it was. At this she got quite shitty and told me that since i have bright blonde, slicked back hair (am a hair model, comp soon so the hairs in prep-stage) and have blue eyes, i am a Nazi, and thats why i didnt want to help her.
It was this stage that i just tured around n walked off with her screaming she was gonna get me arrested, sue'd and then beaten up.
Things people do these days generally hold no suprises but this stumped me for a good few hours

[Munkie]

Not sure, but aren't a good majority of Germans dark-haired and dark-eyed? I thought Swedes were the blonde, blue-eyed ones...

[Calud]

Thats true, a good portion of Germans are brown haired, brown eyed and the Scandinavian people are more blonde/blue eyed.

But the nazis had the idea of creating "the master race" which would be exactly that. Therefore some idiots associate blonde/blue with nazi.

[Mordecai]

German's are pretty mixed, I think. My dad's grandparent's immigrated to America from Germany and he looks like what some people would assume a typical German looks like, you know, blonde hair, blue eyes, ect.

[ShinyGreenApple]

I have red hair and green eyes. I guess that means I'm a witch

[Skeksin]

A WITCH! A WITCH! BURN HER! She turned me into a newt!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

You gotta love it when you get Godwin'd on the job.

[Horsetuna]

I was once screamed at that I was a nazi. I have brown hair and brown eyes.

I was looking for the Interfaith thrift store on my bicycle, slowed at a corner and asked the lady standing there if she knew. She kept walking by me, glaring, so my askance just petered out.

Then she said"I dont LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE"

Me, being stupidified, just started to ride away as she screamed NAZI! at me repeatedly.

I still dont get it, or that ladys' response. Sucky woman.

[TTAZ]

A WITCH! A WITCH! BURN HER! She turned me into a newt!

Did you get better?

[Can I Help Your A$$?]

and here I was thinking that "nazi" was a political affiliation...

[Kogarashi]

Thats true, a good portion of Germans are brown haired, brown eyed and the Scandinavian people are more blonde/blue eyed.

I'm more than half German/Austrian descent, and my hair and eyes are as brown as they come. Hubby has more Scandinavian blood in him and is taller, blonder, and has blue eyes.

I always found it personally amusing that the Nazis had the idea to create the "master race" of blue-eyed blondes when they themselves didn't really fit that description.

[Toujin]

That woman sounded like she had some unresolved issues...

Since when does having blond hair and blue eyes make you Nazi? Sure, that's what the Nazis had in mind for their 'master race', but WW2 is over, and people anywhere can have those features. I'll bet this woman goes crazy when she sees blond haired and blue-eyed celebs...

[smileyeagle1021]

and here I was thinking that "nazi" was a political affiliation...

it is... my father's mother, may she burn in hell, was one.

people say everything happens for a reason... I'm convinced part of the reason I'm gay is because God new it would add to her torment in hell.

anyway, back on topic, i love how now whenever you don't do what someone wants you're a nazi... guess then I'm a nazi and my boss is a nazi... and we will have to put ourselves in concentration camps and kill ourselves... morons.

[Nyoibo]

I used to joke about being a member of the master race when I had blond hair followed by a "yes god damn it I am superior to you" my standard response for being called a Nazi is "sieg heil"

[Calud]

I used to joke about being a member of the master race when I had blond hair followed by a "yes god damn it I am superior to you" my standard response for being called a Nazi is "sieg heil"

Haha, that is actually pretty funny.