This is beyond tiresome, it's getting CREEPY

[Dragon_Dreamer]

It was easy to find the humor the first few times. After the eighth or 9th time from different people every time, the joke's no longer funny...

[sirwired]

Huh? I'm a shit-for-brains geek, and even I know that you never, ever, assume a woman is pregnant. Period. End of story. Even if you think she is going to pop any second now. It's just begging for the opportunity to be wrong, and get the Glare Of Death (tm).

Asking a woman when she's due is about as smart as trying to guess her age. It is a lose-lose situation.

SirWired

[Fire_on_High]

Only when the head is in sight, Sir. :-)

[Tutorgal]

I'm SKINNY. Big boobed, but SKINNY. -.-

That's happened to me too a few times. Erm, I'm not big boobed at all. But I do have a really flat stomach (that took a hell of a lot of effort to get). And even when wearing figure fitting clothes, I've been asked when I'm due.

Cause I know the first thing I always think when I see a woman with very tiny boobs and a very flat stomach is, woah, she has to be pregnant!

I just assume that a certain segment of the population is incredibly stupid AND lacks a mental filter.

Haven't had any follow up comments like you got. Thank goodness, that really is icky.

[blas]

To the OP, let me make a very experienced and educated guess....the asshole in question was no Brad Pitt himself. I'm guessing he was one of those very underweight awkward dorks who just can never seem to find the right way to talk to a girl.......OR (this is usually the most common scenario) he was a porky little Danny Devito clone with a "No fat chicks!" mentality that feels he's just Teh Sexy and it's his God given right to cut down on every woman that he feels isn't a 10.

[Dragon_Dreamer]

You'd be right on the first count. This is the first time a man's said anything, usually it's women.

[blas]

That's because a lot of women are catty bitches. I spent the first year of my tenure at my factory known as the girl with the built-in bra. Because I'm one of the only women at my work that doesn't have breasts down to her belly button, they must be fake

Just consider who is telling you these awful things. They probably aren't perfect or very secure with themselves, which is why they still need to cut others down to make themselves feel better.

[Ironclad Alibi]

I have also encountered this problem, even though I'm a guy. One old biddy told me that if my stomach was on a woman, she would swear she was pregnant. I replied, "Ma'am, it was, and she is."

[RecoveringKinkoid]

That, sir, is an AMAZING comeback.

[Dragon_Dreamer]

Yes, yes it is!