Had I but Known!!

[Stryker One]

Grrrrrunt

I bet I could clog it, and without a scrap of toilet paper. Just let me load up on big steak dinner with all the trimmings, first.

And of course, a great story like this deserves another:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/323013997.html

[Red_Dazes]

I would be far too tempted to put just random weird signs on the door, just for kicks. .

-Beware the ROUS's.... They DO exist!

[blas]

I'd put a sign up with that easily recognized biohazard symbol, and then have it say "ZOMBIE TESTING INSIDE! Warning: ANY trespassers will be tested!"

[Mordecai]

I bet I could clog it, and without a scrap of toilet paper. Just let me load up on big steak dinner with all the trimmings, first.

And of course, a great story like this deserves another:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/323013997.html

Awesome story.

[Geek King]

I would be far too tempted to put just random weird signs on the door, just for kicks.

Miniature Giant Space Hamsters