I will not be served by a WOMAN!

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

You know what the new girl does? Put her hands all over the clothes out of spite.

That wasn't very nice. It was insensitive, rude, and offensive to his belief structure.

All three in one shot...AWESOME!

M

[draftermatt]

Where does this guy think he's going to do where a man will handle his things?

In my area most of the retail workers are women.

Oh and I do most of the laundry for my wife and I. so

[Cosmic Cat]

Where does this guy think he's going to do where a man will handle his things?

In my area most of the retail workers are women.

Oh and I do most of the laundry for my wife and I. so

The real question is, how does he know that a woman hasn't *ever* touched the clothes, like you know, other customers, factory workers, etc? He has no way of knowing that the clothes are "undefiled."

[DGoddessChardonnay]

The real question is, how does he know that a woman hasn't *ever* touched the clothes, like you know, other customers, factory workers, etc? He has no way of knowing that the clothes are "undefiled."

Ever hear the old saying "Ignorance is bliss?"

In this case, that SC must be euphoric.

[Kogarashi]

The real question is, how does he know that a woman hasn't *ever* touched the clothes, like you know, other customers, factory workers, etc? He has no way of knowing that the clothes are "undefiled."

Me as Evil Cashier: Sir, all of our clothing department associates are female. These clothes have been handled several times already by women, before you ever got to them.

[Kusanagi]

Poor guy has probably never been laid.

I mean, he'd have to cut it off afterwards, right?

[XCashier]

Poor guy has probably never been laid.

I mean, he'd have to cut it off afterwards, right?

Am I glad I was obeying Rule #1!

And CosmicCat makes a very good point. Chances are very good that the clothes were sewn by a woman, packaged by a woman, put on the store displays by a woman. Welcome to the 21st century, pal.

[bean]

Am I glad I was obeying Rule #1!

Sadly, I was not.

Miller High Life is pretty nasty going down - it's far, far worse coming out of the nose

[Mighty Girl]

Does he realize he used to be inside a woman? The stork sure as hell didn't deliver him.

[Becks]

I wonder if he'll ever realize that a good amount of everything he ever has touched in the past and will touch in the future will be "defiled". I'd kinda like to see his meltdown.

[Imogene]

Ever hear the old saying "Ignorance is bliss?"

Nope... that's just part of a larger saying: "Where ignorance is bliss, tis folly to be wise", which means more along the lines of if it's a good thing to be ignorant, then it's obviously wrong to be intelligent. As opposed to the taken meaning of the shortened phrase, where, hey, it's okay to be stupid.

[csdrone]

LOL! That is a new level of suckitude! I wonder if he has a job?

[alphaboi]

Am I glad I was obeying Rule #1!

And CosmicCat makes a very good point. Chances are very good that the clothes were sewn by a woman, packaged by a woman, put on the store displays by a woman. Welcome to the 21st century, pal.

21st century? For the whole of recorded history women have been involved with the spinning of fabric and the making and cleaning of clothes.

[Rapscallion]

"I'm so devout I'm going to walk around naked. That'll show them!"

Rapscallion

[XCashier]

21st century? For the whole of recorded history women have been involved with the spinning of fabric and the making and cleaning of clothes.

I was referring to the guy's attitude, not the textiles industry. He needs to wake up to the fact that women are equal citizens.