no concierge

[Bliss]

The thing the guest doesn't know jester is that Elsa and Elga are transvetiste nimphos

[BookstoreEscapee]

taking such a casual attitude toward our vacation.

Isn't that the point of going on vacation? To relax and be all casual and stuff? Hell, if I rent a place by the beach, give me a book and some sunscreen and I'm damn happy.

[Ben_Who]

You know, between the spoiled customers and the spineless management, I'm a little worried about VRS's company. If history is any indication, management is going to fawn all over these people and bend over backwards, leaving poor VRS holding the stick while doling out one freebie after another.

It's starting to make me wonder how that place stays in business. I mean, bad management is bad management, but we're not talking about a two-for-one coupon for toilet paper here, we're talking about vacation services that, if I guess correctly, must cost upwards of thousands of dollars, all being deeply discounted, as well as a phalanx of regular customers who all know that they can get huge baskets of goodies just by escalating.

THEM: Hi! On my last vacation here, they moved heaven and earth for me. Can you arrange that for me on this vacation?
VRS: Sir, I'm sorry, but we have no means by which we can move heaven OR earth. I'm afraid both are fixed in their spheres.
THEM: But the last people I talked to moved heaven and earth, and when my friends stayed here last month, they at least moved earth for her. Can't you help us out?
VRS: I'm sorry, but we have no way of contravening cosmic law. We can't move either heaven or earth, separately or together.
THEM: Well, you're not very helpful, are you? You're just not good at your job. I stay here every year and I expect both heaven and earth moved, together. Now you've ruined our vacation and we're never booking with you again. We've been saving for this vacation for over 200 years, and in this economy I'd expect you to do everything possible to keep a wonderful customer like us. We're going straight to your competition and then we'll tell the newspapers how horrible you were. I hope you're satisfied!

Love, Who?
Who plans his own bloody vacations and doesn't need his hand held by some conch-see-airge to do it.

[chainedbarista]

Guest: so I have to suffer?

oh noes! you have to do something for yourself AND wipe your own ass? oh the horror, oh the inhumanity of it all...

mba? dime a dozen they are, so not impressed.

Why the hell did you help this self-serving self-important self-diddling twat monkey?

sayeth the jester

LOL!!!

[Talon]

You know, between the spoiled customers and the spineless management, I'm a little worried about VRS's company.

I'm far more worried about VRS's mental health.