Black Widow

[Calud]

Slowly I begin to suspect that all this can not be true.

I bet that GK is writing from a mental institution and just making all that stuff up. I mean seriously. Wtf? That just can't be true...

But then again, not even a crazy, drugged up, beaten down, kookoo clown could come up with that much weirdness.

[NateTheChops]

I really hate to add insult to injury here, but you really could turn the whole fangirl thing into a horror movie.

I mean, you have the transcripts of your conversations to go on. I would honestly consider fleshing it out and trying to sell the script. Just a thought.

[Toujin]

I'm really hoping that the 'body from 71' Fangirl is talking about isn't real, or that it's at least not human...

[SilverOrb]

I wonder how much a full moon can actually affect GKs customers. I mean, how much more mental can they get?

I say let's not challenge them to new heights of terrifying stupidity.

[Mark Healey]

choosing to allow a slow, drawn out demise? In the interests of politeness?

Well, he is Canadian after all. At least you have a pleasant stereotype to live up to.

[Skeksin]

Polar bears have standards, I guess.

Zombie Polar Bears? It would explain why he hasn't been pulled out the window yet. What with the zombie obsession with brains and all.

[RayvenQ]

The Fangirl ( GOD HELP US )

……ok……so….Little Miss Psychonaut called this morning to whine that the police want her to come into the lock up for some reason or another. She's worried that they "found the body from 71.". Yes, thats right. She's worried that they found the body.

WARNING. WARNING. ABORT. Do not engage. I repeat! DO NOT ENGAGE.

She than began ranting about how her grandfather or the voices or the voices she calls her grandfather told her to do it and what the quack fuck just STAY AWAY. Sweet Honey Nut Christ Chex, woman!

The only small consolation is the police are after her now. ><





<whimper>

Does she put a bone through her nose, call the voice Grampy Bone and herself Sulik? (Cookie for the reference)

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear lord, and here I thought my math skills were crappy.

Me too. At least I know how to operate a calculator.

I can even do basic math in Excel. Or Google.

[sms001]

Polar bears have standards, I guess.

I know they paw through garbage and scavenge, etc. but we've all seen some of the stuff GK's customers wear; would you eat something like that? Plus I imagine they all reek of Pimp Juice at this point as well.

[BookstoreEscapee]

I know they paw through garbage and scavenge, etc. but we've all seen some of the stuff GK's customers wear; would you eat something like that? Plus I imagine they all reek of Pimp Juice at this point as well.

Maybe the polar bears are concerned there may be lead in the paint used to decorate their pants pockets.

[VComps]

You are sad and your family is damp.

Use. That. Number. You donkey.

Gordon Ramsay FTW

[Gravekeeper]

Gordon Ramsay FTW

Ramsay is my God. -.-

[lineswine]

Does she put a bone through her nose, call the voice Grampy Bone and herself Sulik? (Cookie for the reference)

Fallout, perchance?

[Imogene]

I'll just leave this here....


She's worried that they "found the body from 71."

Hey! Where's the porn you're supposed to leave with your introductory line?
Also... a long shot, but, in World of WarCraft, you can go to a part of Stormwind called Si:71... and there are people to kill there...

[Andara Bledin]

Also... a long shot, but, in World of WarCraft, you can go to a part of Stormwind called Si:71... and there are people to kill there...

Um, that's actually SI:7. Bond reference, and all.

^-.-^