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After the blackest of days, I have some more rules:
39) If you are in the store, and the mall is closed...and I bring in the signs, and shut off the music- come up to the register and let me ring you out! Don't take your sweet ass time, putzing around...get the hint! GET OUT!
40) If ALL of the lights in the mall are out, most stores are dark and/or their gates are shut, and the announcement has been made that the mall is closing/closed- don't dope your way into my store to shop. GO HOME. Chances are, the only reason my gate is open, is that I am getting rid of the inconsiderate morons who broke rule 39!
39) If you are in the store, and the mall is closed...and I bring in the signs, and shut off the music- come up to the register and let me ring you out! Don't take your sweet ass time, putzing around...get the hint! GET OUT!
40) If ALL of the lights in the mall are out, most stores are dark and/or their gates are shut, and the announcement has been made that the mall is closing/closed- don't dope your way into my store to shop. GO HOME. Chances are, the only reason my gate is open, is that I am getting rid of the inconsiderate morons who broke rule 39!
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