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  • Attempted dine-and-dash (featuring SC ignorance and cops!)

    Normally, I work retail. My sister, however, just took over ownership of the bar/restaurant that I used to work at before. She asked me to work one night a week as a favor to her, because she knew I'd be a good employee, and I agreed. I've been working Mondays for the last few months.

    Last Monday, I had a SC family. A mom, dad, and teenage daughter.

    I was serving another table when they walked in. This is a rather small restaurant, so I'm the only one serving in the dining rooms on Mondays.

    SC Dad: *yelling in a perfectly quiet dining room* HEY, can we sit wherever?
    Me: *normal voice* Yes, I'll be with you in just a minute.

    I finish the order and head to the back to put in an appetizer for another table. I wasn't gone 2 minutes.

    SC Dad: We want *beer*, *beer*, and *beer*. And *appetizer*. *throws down the menu*
    Me: Alright, I'll put those in. *to the teenage-ish daughter* I'll need to see your ID, hon.
    SC Mom: Oh no, we'll vouch for her.
    Me: I'm afraid you can't. I need a government issued ID.
    SC Mom: We've done it before. Just get her the *beer*.
    Me: I really need to see an ID. We could lose our liquor license if I didn't.
    Daughter: GOD, fine. *gets me the ID, she's okay*
    Me: Thank you. Anything else?
    SC Dad: Yes. How long have you worked here?
    Me: I used to work here a long time ago, and just recently came back, so about 3 or 4 years total.
    SC Dad: Well, let me tell you something. I have never had my daughter carded in this place and I don't expect to again. This place is SH&* since they got new owners so I also expect this meal to be much better than last weeks.
    Me: *holding my tongue* Well, sir, you're entitled to your opinion. I'll make sure everything comes out right...

    They all ended up ordering crab legs and steak. Every time I check on them, they don't speak to me once, just grunt as they stuff their faces. After they've cleaned their plates, I come out with the bill.

    Me: And here you go.
    SC Dad: What are you doing?
    Me: I'm sorry?
    SC Dad: Take that bill back. I want a manager.

    I did him one better. I grabbed my sister. Who was sitting in the bar watching through the big clear windows the whole time.

    When she comes out, the dad just starts spewing out pure garbage. Telling her I was rude, their food was cold and cooked incorrectly, I didn't pay attention to them, etc.

    SC Dad: I don't feel it's fair that I have to pay for such lackluster service.
    Sis: Well, sir, why did you finish your meal if it was so horrible? Why didn't you complain to Nakajo? She would have fixed it.
    SC Dad: She ignored us this whole time!
    Sis: *she looks at him for just a minute and points to the bar, where big clear windows are facing in* See that table just on the other side of the glass? That's where I've been sitting. Watching Nakajo serve you.
    SC Dad: Well, that's just proof right there, that you have to watch her to make sure she's doing her job? Well, she wasn't!
    Sis: MY SISTER is one of my best waitresses, and I know what she's capable of.
    SC Dad: What's the owner's name? I want to speak to him!
    Sis: You're speaking to the owner. And I'm telling you to pay your bill.
    SC Dad: F^&$ YOU! *the whole family stands up and storms out*

    My sister slowly follows them to the door, carrying the bill they haven't paid. I'm wondering why she isn't more worried or calling the cops...

    ...when I follow them to the patio where 2 local off duty cops (and regulars) are sitting having dinner.

    She told them what was happening, and pointed them out (they had already walked into the public parking lot, therefore technically dined and dashed).

    They ended up stopping the Dad, talking to him and his wife, brought him back to the restaurant, where my sister showed the cops that they hadn't paid. He started going off in her face, so the cops cuffed him and put him in their car until he calmed down.

    They gave him an option to pay the bill, and get a citation, or be arrested and end up paying the bill in the end anyway.

    He took the citation.
    "I, too, am saddened by the lack of hookers in this thread." -LingualMonkey

  • #2
    Ah! Justice served quickly! My favorite dish!
    You gotta polish a memory like a stone. Chip off the parts that remind you it was just a game. Work it until it's indistinguishable from any other memory.

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    • #3
      Quoth Canarr View Post
      Ah! Justice served quickly! My favorite dish!
      Justice with a side of ticket, garnished with handcuffs.
      A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.....

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      • #4
        I like how he got stuck with the citation anyway.

        Prime example of an "attitude ticket" that I was talking about a few days ago.

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        • #5
          Quoth Nakajo View Post
          He took the citation.
          And a permanent ban I hope?

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          • #6
            Phew, he tried every trick in the book didn't he!? Talk about good timing.

            In what world does that family think it's allright to do that????
            "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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            • #7
              So they left him to stew in the cop car then?

              *ducks*
              I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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              • #8
                Quoth Canarr View Post
                Ah! Pwnage served quickly! My favorite dish!
                Fixed your post!
                I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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                • #9
                  I'm always surprised with people over the drinking age refusing to show ID.

                  I've got only 3 words to say on the outcome of the story. For great justice!
                  To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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                  • #10
                    I would imagine crab legs, steak and beer for three people must have been quite a tab.

                    The sad part is that we all pay for assholes like this because restaurants, stores and just about everyone else has to put a little bit in their cost for "shrink".

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                    • #11
                      That part about how you better not ever card his daughter again REALLY hit a nerve with me.

                      I remember many a time at the gas station when someone would try to talk down to me and say "REMEMBER it!" or "You better not card me again!" and yes, the ever so dramatic "GOD!" or "Jesus Christ!" and whipping their ID practically at my face.

                      Know what, prickazoids and bitchasauruses? I'll card you if I fucking want to. Know what else? I made it a point to *forget* people who made the biggest fusses over being carded, in hopes they'd go somewhere else or completely lose it so I could call the cops on them. Really and truly. It's not that big of a deal. Especially when the ones who threw the biggest fits were the freshly 18s or the freshly 21s.
                      You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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                      • #12
                        no kidding, blas - not to mention that customers never seem to understand this very basic concept.

                        You remember me because there's ONE OF ME AT THIS STORE.

                        I don't remember you because I see HUNDREDS OF CUSTOMERS EVERY SINGLE DAY.

                        *le sigh*

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                        • #13
                          I'll flat out refuse service if someone gives me a hard time over the ID.

                          The stings and the incidents of drunken behavior have been getting so bad in this city that if someone so much as grumbles when I ask for an ID I send them on their way.

                          Loss Prevention and the Burlington PD usually fall on my side when things get nasty.

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                          • #14
                            Nate, do you guys have tobacco compliance mystery shops?

                            Here the government will pay underage people to go into stores and attempt to buy tobacco. And they're evil about it... they'll get those 15 year olds who look like they're 25 to do it. And the kid will never let on, because of the way they're paid if they actually catch someone. If they're able to buy tobacco from the store, their handlers go in afterward and fine the crap out of the store. And the kid gets a percentage of the fine.

                            And these aren't SMALL fines either...

                            1st offense: $3000.
                            2nd offense: $5000.
                            3rd offense: $10000.
                            4th offense: $50000.

                            I'd like to make it clear that this is not a fine the store receives. They receive a much larger one... this is the one that the employee gets nailed with.

                            I once told a customer to produce ID, they asked me to let them slide, so I said "well, okay, just this once. Your total after tax is $3013.56." *blank look from customer* "Well, that breaks down to $13.56 for the cigarettes, and $3000 to pay the fine I get for selling them to you." They walked out grumbling.

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                            • #15
                              As Bertie Wooster would say, that man really found himself in the soup! Had he really been a frequent visitor of the restaurant or was that just part of his douchebaggery?

                              Quoth VComps View Post

                              I once told a customer to produce ID, they asked me to let them slide, so I said "well, okay, just this once. Your total after tax is $3013.56." *blank look from customer* "Well, that breaks down to $13.56 for the cigarettes, and $3000 to pay the fine I get for selling them to you."
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