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I had one customer claiming to be Linda Hamilton once to get better service. Now granted she did look a bit like her, but Linda doesn't have a Fran Drescher-like nasaly twang to her voice...this woman's voice could cut glass.
I also know she wasn't Linda Hamilton since my family knows the Hamilton Family quite well. They should, my family lived two houses down from them in Pocomoke Maryland.
I know she's listed as being born in Salisbury (2 towns north) but at the time anyone in Pocomoke was transported to Pennsula General Hospital (now Pennsula Regional Medical Center) for delivery...just like I was.
I never had the pleasure of meeting her myself, but my grandmother pulled either Linda or her twin sister's tooth out. She isn't sure since she never bothered to figure them out, she would just holler "Twinnie" and they both came running. Linda and my Mother went to school together and were playmates.
Hell I can even lay claim to being one of the few people to see Linda naked. Granted it was a picture of her, her sister and my Mom at a very young age running aroud in the sprinkler in the raw.
I tripped her up by asking "Really!? Then you remember my mom, [insert my mother's first and new last name]?" She then went off on how she talked to her in an e-mail recently...blah blah blah.
Then I had some fun. "First of all, my mother has been married twice since Linda last saw her. She hasn't heard from Linda since the day she moved from Pocomoke to Salisbury. Her name may have [middle name] in it but she never went by either her first or her middle name and went by "T". And as the final note, The last time they ever heard from each other was YEARS before the rest of the world knew what e-mail was. Thank you for playing, that'll be $300 for the new motherboard, hard drive and installation."
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I also know she wasn't Linda Hamilton since my family knows the Hamilton Family quite well. They should, my family lived two houses down from them in Pocomoke Maryland.
I know she's listed as being born in Salisbury (2 towns north) but at the time anyone in Pocomoke was transported to Pennsula General Hospital (now Pennsula Regional Medical Center) for delivery...just like I was.
I never had the pleasure of meeting her myself, but my grandmother pulled either Linda or her twin sister's tooth out. She isn't sure since she never bothered to figure them out, she would just holler "Twinnie" and they both came running. Linda and my Mother went to school together and were playmates.
Hell I can even lay claim to being one of the few people to see Linda naked. Granted it was a picture of her, her sister and my Mom at a very young age running aroud in the sprinkler in the raw.
I tripped her up by asking "Really!? Then you remember my mom, [insert my mother's first and new last name]?" She then went off on how she talked to her in an e-mail recently...blah blah blah.
Then I had some fun. "First of all, my mother has been married twice since Linda last saw her. She hasn't heard from Linda since the day she moved from Pocomoke to Salisbury. Her name may have [middle name] in it but she never went by either her first or her middle name and went by "T". And as the final note, The last time they ever heard from each other was YEARS before the rest of the world knew what e-mail was. Thank you for playing, that'll be $300 for the new motherboard, hard drive and installation."
M
For a week or two, customers would tell me I looked like her almost every day. After the 2nd time, I went and looked her up. It's good to know who you're being compared to lol.
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