worst of the worst (warning: lots of foul language)

[hobbitt97]

from one Dave to another

Dave's Not Here!!!!!

[dendawg]

WHAM-bulance? It's got George Michael as an EMT?

[CrazedClerkthe2nd]

I think I might have been calling the police after that exchange. That woman was scary and the fact she pretty much threatened your life makes her that even more so.

[PepperElf]

Dave's Not Here!!!!!

Hah, that would have been the perfect reply!

[jerkface11]

On top of a big pile of money next to many beutiful women

Yay! the sites first "The Critic" reference your prize is a box of yummy fish sticks. I understand they're even better when they're cold.

[Andrew B.]

Yay! the sites first "The Critic" reference your prize is a box of yummy fish sticks. I understand they're even better when they're cold.

I wouldn't count it. It was from the Simpsons episode which crossed over with The Critic. The speaker was Ranier Wolfcastle. [/ot]

What an EW. Anything come of this, Dave?

[chainedbarista]

are any of these calls ever recorded for quality insurance (and to cover your ass in case of a lawsuit for stupidity's sake)? after hearing some of this crappage, a judge would order pain and suffering, or at least, a much needed ass chewing to those who can't understand why manners and courtesy are key to getting a decent outcome.

oh wait, yah, that ew/sc thing; dammit.

[Pagan]

Do they all use your name like that? I swear, they're all channeling HAL 2000. Next time they start going "Dave" this and "Dave" that, put on the theme music from Space Odyssey 2001 and THEN hang up.

/nitpick/ It was the Hal 9000 that Dave wanted to open the pod bay door. /nitpick off/

"Daisy, Daiissyy, giiivvvve meeeee yooooour annnnswerrr doooooo...."

[taxguykarl]

"Ma'am, since you threatened me with bodily harm, here is how this will go. First you will have a knock at the door. Open it and go with the nice men and ladies who have shiney new bracelets for you. They will have an orange jumpsuit for you as this conversation has been logged and is being sent to the Police. Since it is a holiday weekend, you will spend the next 3 1/2 days as a guest of the city/county. The judge will see you for arraignment Tuesday. Have a nice day."

And you and your household are permanently and irrecoverably BANNED from this establishment.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

WHAM-bulance? It's got George Michael as an EMT?

No. Andrew Ridgeley.

ZING!

[marlovino]

Someone please, cue the world's smallest violin. And send the waah-ambulance. Say, do we have a wahh-mbulance emote?

Someone delivered the wahh-mbulance.

Here's the worlds smallest violin.



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[cawaker]

this one was great.

I'd for sure call the police if the call was recorded, hell probably even if it wasnt recorded i'd write it all down and still call em.

[Mordecai]

Sister: Dave, all my sister wants is for you to explain to her why you didnt tell her she owed a balance and you keep hanging up on her. She is sitting here crying right now. Youve got her very upset. This is our vacation and she cant even enjoy herself because of you.

Me: I am certainly sorry this happened

Sister: no, thats not sufficient.....I want a personal apology from you and an admission of your failure to do your job

Me: ma'am you got your keys and got in the unit, a mistake was made and I am sorry

Sister: no Dave, this was your fault......you need to take responsibility for it. Thats why my sister is upset. I want you to come down here, Dave, and apologize to our family for the heartache you've caused us

Me: no

Sister: ok well, your job is customer service and I am sure your boss wont be happy when he hears you refused us service

Me: ok

Sister: you know what, I am through with you.....just go home tonight and think about what you've done and how you can give customer service in the future...ok?

Me: ok

Click

WTF? I take it she didn't know how the conversation actually went? If she did, though... Goddamn, that woman has some fucked up logic.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Did the manager put you in the corner for time out for being a bad CSR, Dave?

Enquiring minds want to know

[PizzaDrone]

I want to go in the WHAM-bulance. I love George Michael very much

VRS, is there any way, even if your company doesn't record the calls you get that you could with a dictaphone or something (obviously with their permission mind). That way these people who throw around threats can be called on it and have some sort of banning/being an arsehole tax applied.