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  • #16
    something tells me that most people that go into sex shops want to get in and then get out and not draw too much attention to themselves.

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    • #17
      I'm glad you don't have to put up with anybody's shit. THat's awesome. I was a complete basket case when my roomate and I went. I was so embarassed cuz I had never been in one before lol But I guarantee my first reaction was not to be rude. I was quiet as a mouse.

      But in the end, it was okay because I taught the cashier the many ways to check for a fake hundred. He got tons of them because he was never shown what to look for and got into a lot of trouble with the owner. BTW what kind of jerk pays with a fake hundred in a porn shop?? Jerks!

      Later one of my co workers went to the same place and he talked about me! Saying how innocent I was and how nice I was for showing him how to check for fake bills

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      • #18
        Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
        First time I ever heard of someone being dick whipped.
        I thought it was dick smacked!
        I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
        Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
        Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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        • #19
          Quoth rerant View Post
          Me: I can do with the smaller cocks like yours, you little shithead. *Here is where I pick up the Penis Putter golf club* Now GET OUT! And don't EVER come back!


          I love my job.
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          • #20
            Quoth tropicsgoddess View Post
            I thought it was dick smacked!
            Either way, it's a step up from being beaten with an artificial vagina . . .in which case they really would have been pussy-whipped.
            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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            • #21
              Quoth HorrorFrogPrincess View Post

              Frankly, I like the place. The people who work there are all so nice. Only problem is the lack of pron for wimmins. >< Not even a decent guy/guy movie. Everything just makes ya feel creepy by looking at the blasted covers.
              Arguably, Jenna Jameson is good for wimmins, which is the demographic her works is directed to. I can't imagine a shop that doesn't sell her dvds. :\

              Guy/guy, though...my knowledge is sorely lacking. :}
              "Do not quibble with me over apostrophes. I have my shit together when it comes to apostrophes." - BookBint

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              • #22
                Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                Either way, it's a step up from being beaten with an artificial vagina . . .in which case they really would have been pussy-whipped.
                That would strike me as being less intimidating somehow....like being beaten with a rubber pillow.
                "I am quite confident that I do exist."
                "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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                • #23
                  wow guys, just wow.
                  Sorry, my love cannot be bought. And if it could, you obviously don't have enough in your account to do so.

                  ~Do not pass go, Do not collect $200. You lose, my friend, you lose~

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                  • #24
                    Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                    Either way, it's a step up from being beaten with an artificial vagina . . .in which case they really would have been pussy-whipped.


                    Son of a bitch! Still, I just *knew* someone was going to say that
                    Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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                    • #25
                      Quoth protege View Post


                      Son of a bitch! Still, I just *knew* someone was going to say that
                      Would you have expected anything less from moi?

                      Frankly, I don't think those two SC's in the OP could get a date with an inflatable doll . . . she'd let them down too quick.
                      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                      • #26
                        Even inflatable dolls have their standards
                        Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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                        • #27
                          Porn shops= Win


                          I really want to work in a porn shop. With my vast knowledge, I could be a valuable addition.

                          Can I work with you?
                          "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

                          I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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                          • #28
                            There's one near me that was hiring, but I think they found someone by the time I managed to submit my resume. I knew the owner back when it was a tiny shop in the neighboring building.
                            "I am quite confident that I do exist."
                            "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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                            • #29
                              Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
                              Porn shops= Win


                              I really want to work in a porn shop. With my vast knowledge, I could be a valuable addition.

                              Can I work with you?
                              Please God, yes!
                              For as much as I like my job all the shifts right now are being covered by myself and ONE other person. Someone quit on the spot and no one else has been hired on. :/
                              This means we each work 6 days a week and in order for one of us to get a day off the other has to work a 12 hour shift.
                              Easy peasy work, but... what's this weekend thing I keep hearing about? ::

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                              • #30
                                Hey, if you're in Vegas, I will SO apply.
                                "For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper

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