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1. Pull up to the drive-thru speaker with no idea what you want.
2. When you are greeted, tell the order taker to hold on while you continue with your conversation. Be sure to use an annoyed tone of voice.
3. Feel free to use many swear words and yell at the person on the other end of your conversation. It's not like anyone can hear you over the speaker system inside the building! Bonus points if there are small children inside.
4. Mumble your order incoherently and then shout it when the order taker asks you to repeat it.
5. Do not answer when the order taker asks you what flavor beverage you would like. Continue this until he/she punches in the most popular flavor, then shout that you want another flavor.
6. Ignore the order confirmation screen and pull off before the order taker knows that you are finished giving your order.
7. When you get to the window and hear your total, say, "WHAT? You must have my order wrong! Repeat my order!"
8. Interrupt several times to argue. Demand to see receipt before you've even paid.
9. Ignore the cashier's outstretched hand, or better yet, push it aside to toss a multitude of coins and crumpled bills on the window ledge. If some happen to blow away in the breeze, tell the cashier, "you'd better go get that".
10. After you have received your order, remain at the window while you rummage through your bags and peruse your receipt. Frown continuously and shoot evil looks at the employees.
11. Honk your horn to get the attention of the cashier, who is standing at the window with the next car's order ready. When he/she opens the window, shove your bag at them and bark, "Ketchup!" Do not say "Please" or add additional words, as this detracts from your EW appearance.
12. Just before pulling off, tell cashier, "If my order's wrong, I'll be back!"
13. Make good on your promise to return by stomping angrily into the restaurant. Ignoring the line of customers patiently waiting their turns, slap your bag down onto the counter. Do not wait for the front cashier to finish taking the order that he/she is halfway through. Shout loudly for someone to come "fix this mess!"
14. Accept rudely the manager's offer of free dessert for your inconvenience. Do not thank them. Instead, inform any and all in the restaurant that, "It's not that hard to get an order right!" For added emphasis, insult the level of education of all workers in the restaurant.
2. When you are greeted, tell the order taker to hold on while you continue with your conversation. Be sure to use an annoyed tone of voice.
3. Feel free to use many swear words and yell at the person on the other end of your conversation. It's not like anyone can hear you over the speaker system inside the building! Bonus points if there are small children inside.
4. Mumble your order incoherently and then shout it when the order taker asks you to repeat it.
5. Do not answer when the order taker asks you what flavor beverage you would like. Continue this until he/she punches in the most popular flavor, then shout that you want another flavor.
6. Ignore the order confirmation screen and pull off before the order taker knows that you are finished giving your order.
7. When you get to the window and hear your total, say, "WHAT? You must have my order wrong! Repeat my order!"
8. Interrupt several times to argue. Demand to see receipt before you've even paid.
9. Ignore the cashier's outstretched hand, or better yet, push it aside to toss a multitude of coins and crumpled bills on the window ledge. If some happen to blow away in the breeze, tell the cashier, "you'd better go get that".
10. After you have received your order, remain at the window while you rummage through your bags and peruse your receipt. Frown continuously and shoot evil looks at the employees.
11. Honk your horn to get the attention of the cashier, who is standing at the window with the next car's order ready. When he/she opens the window, shove your bag at them and bark, "Ketchup!" Do not say "Please" or add additional words, as this detracts from your EW appearance.
12. Just before pulling off, tell cashier, "If my order's wrong, I'll be back!"
13. Make good on your promise to return by stomping angrily into the restaurant. Ignoring the line of customers patiently waiting their turns, slap your bag down onto the counter. Do not wait for the front cashier to finish taking the order that he/she is halfway through. Shout loudly for someone to come "fix this mess!"
14. Accept rudely the manager's offer of free dessert for your inconvenience. Do not thank them. Instead, inform any and all in the restaurant that, "It's not that hard to get an order right!" For added emphasis, insult the level of education of all workers in the restaurant.
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