Viag-what?

[Keiara]

This is why I love you guys

[MelodiousBubbles]

Um, I was making another pun, that's why I spelled it that way.

I know. I was quoting an old SNL skit "Celebrity Jeopardy"

Sorry to confuse you

[Jay 2K Winger]

That's "The Pen is Mightier," Mr. Connery.

Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matter is, does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?

[rerant]

wait, feature dancer? can you elaborate on that?

The best way I can think to describe it is like a concert. There are a bunch of opening acts and then the main event that everyone really came to see*. She's the main event.




*Unless you're me at the Cheap Trick/Poison/Def Leppard concert and duck out two songs into Def Leppard because you really only wanted to see Poison and you were totally ready to throw down with a fleet of cougars if any one of them tried to get between you and Brett Michaels.

[jjllbb]

SC: So you're going to sell me some SHIT product and not stand behind it?

I ALWAYS get this argument and it makes me SOOOOOO angry!!

Whether or not we "stand behind our products" has nothing to do with the fact that YOU DON'T HAVE A RECEIPT!!!!!!!!!!

[rerant]

I ALWAYS get this argument and it makes me SOOOOOO angry!!

Whether or not we "stand behind our products" has nothing to do with the fact that YOU DON'T HAVE A RECEIPT!!!!!!!!!!

This is why I always go back to the logic of, "We don't MAKE the product and if you have a problem with it you can contact the manufacturer.

The good part is I know that at least one manufacturer (Doc Johnson) is pretty good about standing behind their stuff. Apparently they have no issue with sending out new products if the one you have is defective.

But I work in a damn adult shop and you flat out CAN'T return the majority of things in there for hygienic reasons.

[blas]

I always get a good chuckle at all the random lubes and male and female enchancement stuff at WalMart or WalGreens......I mean really, everyone knows the usual KY and Trojan stuff.....but this off the beaten path stuff.....I guess people really do buy it!

Somehow, Stiff Nights just doesn't have the flow that Viagra does.....like my most favorite commercial ditty ever: "Viiiiiiiiiva Viagra!"

[Calud]

When he sat on his couch and thought about what to do with his product, he shoul'da done what his penis did and not get up.

[XCashier]

I know. I was quoting an old SNL skit "Celebrity Jeopardy"

Sorry to confuse you

Oh, okay, I missed that skit.

[MelodiousBubbles]

Oh, okay, I missed that skit.

It was an ongoing skit in the late 90's, early 00's. Hilarious stuff.

[KiaKat]

Somehow, Stiff Nights just doesn't have the flow that Viagra does.....like my most favorite commercial ditty ever: "Viiiiiiiiiva Viagra!"

>.<

Dammit, Blas, now it's stuck in my head, and I *hate* that commercial.

GAH!

[Sheldonrs]

>.<

Dammit, Blas, now it's stuck in my head, and I *hate* that commercial.

GAH!

No matter what you do, it always goes to your "head".

[Mnemjian]

No matter what you do, it always goes to your "head".

Dang, Shel, you are on a roll

[tropicsgoddess]

Act like a dick, you get treated like a dick and get fucked!

[blas]

I'm surprised Sheldon still has an ass left, after all the radish beatings he's gotten for his awful puns.

I mean, Irv can barely sit anymore because I've whooped him so much.