Wet Keyboards, Fanboys, and Edible Ethernet. (Long)

[lordlundar]

This is Electronics or the Deli?

Customer: I need some Eaternet cable...

Me: Pardon me?

Customer: Eaternet Cable, you know that one cable you use to get internet.

Me: Are you talking about Ethernet cable?

Customer: No, I'm sure it's Eaternet, you know because it eats your e-mails and all that.

Me: ...

Do I even NEED to make fun of this?

The customer has a point.

[Draginhikari]

The customer has a point.

The funny thing was he got really mad at me when I insisted there was no such thing as a eaternet cable and he said he was going to go to radioshack instead. Yea, I wonder what they said

[Geek King]

Customer: Stop trying to turn my son into a fucking nerd! You’re people are fucking waste of space.

Blood! I want blood! I need a name and location. Justice will be delivered with battleaxe and beaten into the ignorant with a leather-bound tome! Someone bring me my unruly mob!