It's for charity bitch!

[orcprincess]

So, I work in retail...yippee! Anywho, we are doing a bake sale for Relay for Life, and we will match whatever is donated. Very good so far.
I slaved away making cookies, muffins, cake, brownies...everything, because I love to bake, it's a great stress reliever.

The muffins I made were standard size, but because I made a bajillion, I put 2 in a baggie. People can donate whatever they want 2cents to ??? and they can have some baked goods.

This mom came up and got one of the muffin baggies for her kiddies, and donated 50 cents.

A few minutes later mommy dearest comes back and of of the kiddos is bawling her eyes out. Why? Because "susie" got the pink cupcake wrapper, and a bigger blueberry on top.

Cue stupid mother:

SM(stupid mother)
Me:

SM: I want new muffins
Me: Ok, you can make a donation in the fishbowl
SM: No! Don't you see what you did? My baby is upset
Me: What did we do?
SM: They got 2 different wrappers, and the muffins don't even look the same.
Me: Ok, well, I used different baking cups. And muffins don't all look the same
SM: Are you calling me stupid?
Me: No. Just stating that...
SM: *interrupting me* Give me new muffins, or I am taking my hard earned money back, and I will have you fired!
Me: Ma'am you can have them by donation
SM: You must hate children!
Me: Ma'am this is about donating for a charity, not a muffin size.
SM: You are an evil bitch
Me: Ok.
SM: *puts hand in bowl and takes a DOLLAR! and leaves*
SM: That will teach her to tell me I can't have what I want.


Me: I hope she doesn't ever have to rely on my puny muffins/donations to save her life someday.

[tropicsgoddess]

What a bitch!

[BookstoreEscapee]

But who puts blueberries in muffins?!

Hey, if she doesnt' want them, I'll take 'em!

[Silas G. T. Brontë]

Oh, God! Do people even today have real concerns today?

What a loony lady!

[Shironu-Akaineko]

On the one hand, I understand wanting two of the same things to avoid sibling meltdowns...

But logic dictates this can only work with mass-produced toys.

This will never work with food, EVER.

Not happy with that, she then steals donation money.

Wow lady, your kids are gonna grow up honest and generous, aren't they...

[Aislin]

Okay. So the Muffins, were in CLEAR BAGGIES. The lady could SEE them and pick them. And It s your fault she picked a muffin set that did not match.

[flutes_and_fabric]

She's a bitch.

[Summerfly413]

I suggest getting something to put the money in that people can't stick their hand in.

What a terrible person that woman must be to do that. Those kids are going to be spoiled rotten and pick up bad habits and turn into terrible people, and it's not even their fault.

[MsCrankypants]

It looks like those kids are already well on the way to "spoiled rotten." No wonder kids today are such fucking brats - look at the example their crappy parents set!

[BookstoreEscapee]

OK, my brother and I did our share of whining about "he got the bigger half!!!" and "hers has more chocolate chips!" but my mother didn't stand for that shit. There's no way she'd go yelling at the person who made/sold the item. She might attempt a more equal size distribution but for the most part we had to suck it up.

[BowserKoopa1]

She stole from you technically. I would've grabbed her hand and said,"Get your hands out of there before I call the police!" I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if this stupid bitch orders a pizza and then calls to complain that 1 slice had more pieces of pepperoni on it than the others.
Hey it could be worse though, some people will leave 1 penny because its "donations" and they are allowed to donate whatever they want. There are cheapskates out there who will do that. Why don't they set a minimum price like 25 cents or something? That way people can't rip you off. I hope her and those stupid kids choke on those muffins.

[Hanzoku]

Too bad there's wasn't a police officer to arrest her for petty theft... that would teach her child an important lesson about what happens indeed to people who think they can take whatever they want.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

A few minutes later mommy dearest comes back and of of the kiddos is bawling her eyes out. Why? Because "susie" got the pink cupcake wrapper, and a bigger blueberry on top.

Well that just means "susie" got more mold. The other child ought to have been grateful.

Seriously, I'd like to think there's a special place in hell, right down the hall from Sadaam Hussein, that Chris guy who's his fuck buddy, and the Chevrolet Vega, for people who steal from charities.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Well that just means "susie" got more mold. The other child ought to have been grateful.

Seriously, I'd like to think there's a special place in hell, right down the hall from Sadaam Hussein, that Chris guy who's his fuck buddy, and the Chevrolet Vega, for people who steal from charities.

It's also reserved for child molesters and people who talk in the theater. [/board trope]

[Teskeria]

You should have yelled "stop stealing from the donations!" See how she dealt with people getting mad at her. (Cause it's easy and fun for them to get mad at someone who steals from charity - doesn't require any thinking)