Gay Virus.

[bunnyboy]

I agree. We move them to one location and force them to secede. I'm thinking Texas and/or Florida.

Nah Florida has the Keys, and Texas while meh still has a lot of good things like....uhm.... well I dunno about you but some of the guys who like guys down there are just.....damn... I doubt anyone'd miss SLC if we gathered them around it (hey we could just put them all in the Moro...Mormon corridor (just a little south of SLC to Idaho falls and THEn drop the nukes... 'sall I'm sayin.

[tropicsgoddess]

Me: *hands him bag of food.* You have a good night.
SC: "That queer didn't touch my food, did it?"
Me: "Actually, sir, he did. He also just got done handing you your food and I'm pretty sure his hand just grazed your hand when you exchanged money with him. Now, can I get you anything else? A drink maybe? A cup of ice cream?"
SC: "I-I-I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT YOU TOUCHING MY FUCKIN' FOOD, YOU FAGGOTY ASS FAGGOT?!" *throws bag of food back at me*
Me: "You'd better go get tested, sir. I hear the "fag virus" is just as contagious as swine flu."
SC: *drives off, flipping me off.*

Love how you owned that jackass!! Why not come down to South Florida? Great vacation spot!

[XCashier]

the only solution for this place would be to disperse everyone across the country so the bigots are safely dispersed, then turn the entire state to a nuclear wasteland so that there is never a place for them to congregate again).

How about we just send all the bigots to an isolated desert island instead? Let those of us who are willing to live and let live stay here.

[Antisocial_Worker]

About America/Arkansas being anti glbt groups..

I would say for you to come to Madison, Wi, because we have a lot of fabulous people here but there are no jobs right now, so you'd win some, but lose money.

Same with Asheville, NC.

[smileyeagle1021]

Why disperse them? I happen to think that would be counterproductive to the whole enterprise.

I agree. We move them to one location and force them to secede. I'm thinking Texas and/or Florida.

Nah Florida has the Keys, and Texas while meh still has a lot of good things like....uhm.... well I dunno about you but some of the guys who like guys down there are just.....damn... I doubt anyone'd miss SLC if we gathered them around it (hey we could just put them all in the Moro...Mormon corridor (just a little south of SLC to Idaho falls and THEn drop the nukes... 'sall I'm sayin.

as tempting as it is... I think that dispersing them might 'cure' them (hey, I can use their own words against them)... especially as they see the capital of there bigotry turned into a nuclear wasteland as a warning

[Samaliel]

How about we just send all the bigots to an isolated desert island instead? Let those of us who are willing to live and let live stay here.

May I suggest the lovely tropical island of Mururoa?

[Iris Kojiro]

Even in San Francisco you still run into homophobia. There are plenty of rednecks of every race living around the Bay.

There was an episode of Top Gear where they bought old cars in Florida and then had to drive to New Orleans. At one point, they painted certain phrases on each others' cars that would stir up the local populace. After two hours, they had to pull over and wash off the paint because of the dangerous threats they were receiving.

I think I saw that episode. Didn't they get accosted at some gas station or something?

[Andara Bledin]

I agree. We move them to one location and force them to secede. I'm thinking Texas and/or Florida.

No, no, those states have some notable value to them (even for all their failings ). No, we need to pick some interior, dust bowl state with a low population density, move those poor folks out to greener pastures, then move the bigoted jerks in, wall off the border, and eject that state from the union.

But the desert island would probably be easier, although we couldn't keep an eye on them nearly as easily.

^-.-^

[wagegoth]

I think I saw that episode. Didn't they get accosted at some gas station or something?

Yes, by the mullet-headed queen mother of the local redneck population, who called all her boys to come down there and show the queers and liberals what for.

[HermitIX]

I agree. We move them to one location and force them to secede. I'm thinking Texas and/or Florida.

You can’t make Texas secede. We have wrangler butts! Dallas pride is this weekend, and the fetish convention in next weekend, it just isn’t a good time to secede.

If you watch a show called True Blood, one of the characters is a gay short order cook in the bar. A bunch of red necks send back their burgers because they didn’t want to get AIDS. He takes the food back out to them and tells them that gays are working in every industry. There trucks have AIDS, their water has AIDS everything they touch has AIDS so they better F***ING get used to it. Then he shoved the “AIDS burger” in the guys face and kicks him out of the bar.

It’s a good show. I highly recommend it. A lot of mostly naked men.

[KhirasHY]

fixed that for you... with a few exceptions (such as San Fran) this country is about the worst place in the English speaking world for a homosexual to live (granted, I've lived in Utah, and compared to Utah, Arkansas would probably be a nice vacation).

Denver's actually pretty nice...granted, Focus on the Family is here, but most people are perfectly neutral or better about "teh gayz"

[smileyeagle1021]

No, no, those states have some notable value to them (even for all their failings ). No, we need to pick some interior, dust bowl state with a low population density, move those poor folks out to greener pastures, then move the bigoted jerks in, wall off the border, and eject that state from the union.

But the desert island would probably be easier, although we couldn't keep an eye on them nearly as easily.

^-.-^

oh, I know the perfect place... there is a town in Ohio that is a superfund site that has been trying to get the federal government to buy out the town and relocated everyone because the town is quite literally bankrupt... other than it would take some major infrastructure improvements to be able to get all the bigots to fit in that town (it's rather small), we could kill two birds with one stone

[Fire_on_High]

2 the Ranting Gryphon (*NSFW*)

Hella nice collection of gift art on his site. </OT>

[wagegoth]

If you watch a show called True Blood, one of the characters is a gay short order cook in the bar. A bunch of red necks send back their burgers because they didn’t want to get AIDS. He takes the food back out to them and tells them that gays are working in every industry. There trucks have AIDS, their water has AIDS everything they touch has AIDS so they better F***ING get used to it. Then he shoved the “AIDS burger” in the guys face and kicks him out of the bar.

It’s a good show. I highly recommend it. A lot of mostly naked men.

I love Lafayette. I was so glad they didn't kill him off on the show, as they did in the books.

[Automan Empire]

There's a pretty obvious gay guy at the sandwich shop I frequent. I'm always GLAD when he is the one to make my sandwiches. The parade of other young workers that have come and gone during his tenure are very sloppy about their sandwich making- I mean come on, easy mayo doesn't mean a lot on one side of the bread, dry on the other, and huge clumps of it off the side of the spatula left the way they fell on the bread. I can also see that he's a very conscientious employee, even at his humble sandwich shop duties. I'd gladly hire him if I had a position in my business.

I don't know if anyone is afraid to get their sandwiches there because of him (this is Los Angeles after all) but they're missing out.

After a year of eating there a few times a week, I can report to the neandertal in the original post that no ghey virus has been contracted... my GF will second that.