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  • #46
    I just went to have blood drawn at a lab. There was a tech standing there when I walked in. My gaydar alerted, and then I had to suppress a laugh, because when I turned I could see that his name badge read, "Bruce."

    (He did the draw and he was sweet and friendly and great.)
    Last edited by wagegoth; 09-20-2009, 07:37 PM. Reason: Because sometimes the spelling
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    • #47
      One of the guys at our favorite Subway is gay. I only remember it because he's almost always there when we go in, so I remember him. I think he might be a manager, too, as the other people tend to ask him questions they don't have answers for.

      I have no idea if he's touched my food, and I don't care, either, since it's always been just as tasty as ever.

      ^-.-^
      Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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      • #48
        Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
        You mean this is a virus?!!!! But I don't want it to go away!!!!! And I REALLY don't want to give up the oral and anal stuff!!!!


        Oh god... I just broke rule #1 again.

        *looks for a towel to clean his drink off the monitor*

        And yeah, I'm definitely a fan of those too.

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        • #49
          Quoth Automan Empire View Post
          After a year of eating there a few times a week, I can report to the neandertal in the original post that no ghey virus has been contracted... my GF will second that.
          No, that just means you've gotten a weakened version of the virus, and you're bisexual.



          (In case it wasn't obvious, that was a joke. I may have barely passed HS biology classes, but I at least know there's no such thing as a "gay virus". )
          No matter how low my opinion of humanity as a whole gets, there are always over-achievers who seek to surpass my expectations.

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          • #50
            Quoth Samaliel View Post
            May I suggest the lovely tropical island of Mururoa?
            Not bad. And perhaps we can give them Bikini Island as a beach vacation resort?
            I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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            • #51
              Parts of the Southern United States, parts of the Middle East, and London, Ontario are the least tolerant parts of the world. In London, Ontario voters overwhelmingly voted for a mayor who campaigned on not allowing a gay pride parade, and she won in a landslide. The year? Not 1947, but 1997. And this is no rural area, the city at that time had about 320,000 people. The story made headlines across Canada and London became the laughingstock of the country. Attitudes have not changed; last week there was a guy lynched in the street purely because he was gay. He's pressing hate crime charges. London, Ontario is slowly changing, but it's not yet LGBT-friendly.

              Religious groups have the right to believe homosexual acts are immoral, but there is nothing wrong with being gay.
              Last edited by Can I have a cheeseburger; 09-19-2009, 02:16 AM.

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              • #52
                Guys, hello?! Send all the jerk-faces to Nunavut and then nuke em. We will then officially wipe both stupid AND bigotry off the planet.
                "I'm working for popcorn - what I get paid doesn't rise to the level of peanuts." -Courtesy of Darkwish

                ...Beware the voice without a face...

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                • #53
                  "If I could turn people gay, I sure as hell wouldn't pick YOU."
                  Now the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.

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                  • #54
                    Quoth NightWatch View Post
                    Guys, hello?! Send all the jerk-faces to Nunavut and then nuke em. We will then officially wipe both stupid AND bigotry off the planet.
                    The pink camo would probably cause what passes for brains to explode, so that would take care of the bigotry and some of the stupid...or maybe before they die they would kill the camo-bearers.
                    Last edited by Dreamstalker; 09-19-2009, 04:04 AM.
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                    • #55
                      Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
                      fixed that for you... with a few exceptions (such as San Fran) this country is about the worst place in the English speaking world for a homosexual to live (granted, I've lived in Utah, and compared to Utah, Arkansas would probably be a nice vacation).
                      There's Santa Fe, too. Part of the reason it's called "The City Different"....

                      Quoth wagegoth View Post
                      I agree. We move them to one location and force them to secede. I'm thinking Texas and/or Florida.
                      I vote for Texas....and here's why

                      Quoth bunnyboy View Post
                      and Texas while meh still has a lot of good things like....uhm.... well I dunno about you but some of the guys who like guys down there are just.....damn...
                      Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
                      No, we need to pick some interior, dust bowl state with a low population density,
                      Just leave my state out of it please. I quite like it, tyvm.


                      Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
                      But the desert island would probably be easier, although we couldn't keep an eye on them nearly as easily.
                      Here I'm thinking something like in the movie "No Escape".

                      Quoth NightWatch View Post
                      Guys, hello?! Send all the jerk-faces to Nunavut and then nuke em. We will then officially wipe both stupid AND bigotry off the planet.
                      I'm surprised that it's taken this long for someone to make this suggestion!
                      It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                      • #56
                        Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                        Remember, there are only 2 kinds of men. Gay men and men I haven't had sex with.


                        I think we have something in common.

                        Sure we aren't related somehow?
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                        • #57
                          Quoth wagegoth View Post
                          I agree. We move them to one location and force them to secede. I'm thinking Texas and/or Florida.
                          Hey, don't be sending them to me! I'll send 'em right BACK!
                          "Sigh, I'm going to Hell.....but I'm going with a smile on my face." -- Gravekeeper

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                          • #58
                            There's an island we could send them. VRS's customers rent expensive holiday homes there. We could get the bigots and EWs at the same time. So long as we get Dave out of there first.
                            "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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                            • #59
                              Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                              I think we have something in common.

                              Sure we aren't related somehow?
                              One way to find out. (or is that three-ways?)


                              "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                              • #60
                                Quoth HermitIX View Post
                                You can’t make Texas secede. We have wrangler butts! Dallas pride is this weekend, and the fetish convention in next weekend, it just isn’t a good time to secede.

                                If you watch a show called True Blood, one of the characters is a gay short order cook in the bar. A bunch of red necks send back their burgers because they didn’t want to get AIDS. He takes the food back out to them and tells them that gays are working in every industry. There trucks have AIDS, their water has AIDS everything they touch has AIDS so they better F***ING get used to it. Then he shoved the “AIDS burger” in the guys face and kicks him out of the bar.

                                It’s a good show. I highly recommend it. A lot of mostly naked men.
                                I LOVED that scene! Lafayette is a trip!

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