I got to do a stupid tax, and I loved it.

[MrsEclipse]

I thought the biggest problem was that you couldn't hit them with a rolled up newspaper.

Mmm... I suppose it depends on how important cuteness is to your sympathy/aggression. I'd let customers get away with a lot more if they were terriers (instead of just terrors.)

Who's got the giggles now, picturing yourself whapping the nose of an SC with a rolled-up newspaper and saying, "No! That is a bad customer! No biscuit! Just look what you did in Housewares! Bad!"

[tropicsgoddess]

The only cellphone that annoys me is the chirpy phone.

SO thinks that if I ever get a Nextel or any kind of phone that I can chirp him, I'd bug the crap outta him for small stupid stuff. Me: Baby *chirp* SO: What? *chirp* Me: I Love you. SO: I love you too *chirp*

[EricKei]

"No! That is a bad customer! No biscuit! Just look what you did in Housewares! Bad!"

I find this incredibly amusing, but I'm not entirely sure why. Maybe it was all that chocolate I just ate ^_^

[Racket_Man]

Wasn't there something about some stores now refusing to serve customers until they get off their phones/take out their headphones? I dream of the day!

Wonder why they called the phone a fruit. Blackberry. Maybe change the name for the color. Strawberry, Blueberry, Plumberry, Shnozzberry...

I actually posted about a pizza/pasta shop in London that did that. see this thread

http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ad.php?t=53775

[mikoyan29]

SO thinks that if I ever get a Nextel or any kind of phone that I can chirp him, I'd bug the crap outta him for small stupid stuff. Me: Baby *chirp* SO: What? *chirp* Me: I Love you. SO: I love you too *chirp*

The reason I hate the chirpy phone:
1. The beep is annoying. I would seriously love to find the dude that invented that sound and lock him in a room and put two of those phones by each of his ears and have them constantly go off. (Apologies to Edward Beach author of Run Silent Run Deep...In his books, the crew would dream up ways to get even with the designer of the showers on the subs....)
2. It's usually rednecks or construction workers that use them. This means that they have to use 10-4 and Good Buddy in every conversation.
3. They usually have the phone so loud, you can hear both sides of the conversation. No, I doin't care that your VD test is negative. Nor do I care that the hardware store is out of a certain nail.
4. It's usually at lunch or something.

Fortunately, they are getting rarer and rarer.

[Misanthropical]

Mmm... I suppose it depends on how important cuteness is to your sympathy/aggression. I'd let customers get away with a lot more if they were terriers (instead of just terrors.)

Who's got the giggles now, picturing yourself whapping the nose of an SC with a rolled-up newspaper and saying, "No! That is a bad customer! No biscuit! Just look what you did in Housewares! Bad!"

I really need to stop drinking coffee when reading things on CS.

[technical.angel]

Mis, you've been here long enough to know rule #1!

[Andara Bledin]

Who's got the giggles now, picturing yourself whapping the nose of an SC with a rolled-up newspaper and saying, "No! That is a bad customer! No biscuit! Just look what you did in Housewares! Bad!"

Bwahaha.

The bit about housewares really makes the whole line.

^-.-^