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  • #16
    baby momma, decided that would be a good time to cock his hand back like he was going to belt her one. "Yeah, go hit me right in front of all these fucking people."
    Well, at least she wasn't meek. Imagin if she never stood up for herself how many black eyes she would have.

    But the whole cursing thing, and baby riding in the lap...classy.
    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

    Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

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    • #17
      Quoth bsaana View Post
      I hate to say, my wife and I did this once. Really nasty weather at 11:30 PM. Tornados sighted, about 7 miles from town, and we live in a very small house - no place really safe to hide. We sped 1.5 blocks to my parents and joined them in the basement.
      Hm. Yes, I can see that as being one of the VERY few valid reasons to just grab the kid and go.

      I was going to suggest strapping the kid in en route, but then I saw how short a trip it was. So yeah - comparative risk analysis says you did the right thing.
      Seshat's self-help guide:
      1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
      2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
      3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
      4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

      "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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      • #18
        Quoth infinitemonkies View Post
        Last week a woman in Florida drove her truck through a 12' 1500 gallon aquarium.
        She was apparently distracted by having her unrestrained 6 year old son in her lap.
        6 is a little big to be riding in Momma's lap. My first thought: was she nursing him, too?

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        • #19
          Quoth infinitemonkies View Post
          Last week a woman in Florida drove her truck through a 12' 1500 gallon aquarium.
          She was apparently distracted by having her unrestrained 6 year old son in her lap.
          NO THE FISG! SAVE THE FISH! POOR FISH
          I pet animals, I rescue insects, I hug trees.

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          • #20
            Quoth depechemodefan View Post
            Well, at least she wasn't meek. Imagin if she never stood up for herself how many black eyes she would have.

            But the whole cursing thing, and baby riding in the lap...classy.
            Sounds like a good storyline for a new Jerry Springer movie.
            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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