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  • #31
    Quoth Jester View Post
    I myself often DJ'd in sandals and a hat...JUST sandals and a hat. I'm not shy.


    'sup?
    "Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021

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    • #32
      Pollo, I don't know how you did that, but I LIKE it. That is freakin' hilarious!

      "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
      Still A Customer."

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      • #33
        A little art program... a little time...

        Go ahead, save it. For a laugh, switch it out with your regular avatar once in a while. See if anyone notices.
        "Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021

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        • #34
          Based on my interactions at the aforementioned clothing optional bar, frankly, I don't know that anyone would notice!

          "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
          Still A Customer."

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          • #35
            Quoth Jester View Post
            That being said, there are tons of songs with drinks in their name*
            How about
            "
            Two Pints Of Lager and A Packet Of Crisps" by Splodgenessabounds - (yes, a real song, by a real band, which inspired the sitcom of the same name)

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            • #36
              Quoth lineswine View Post
              How about
              "
              Two Pints Of Lager and A Packet Of Crisps" by Splodgenessabounds - (yes, a real song, by a real band, which inspired the sitcom of the same name)
              Imagine asking for that at HMV....

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              • #37
                Quoth El Pollo Guerrera View Post


                'sup?
                That is brilliant!
                "If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurant

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                • #38
                  Quoth PixelJockey View Post
                  Hmm... how do you ride a Pixie? Is it tough to fit them for those teeny saddles?
                  You just gotta know where to shop ^_^

                  EPG: You, Sir, are a very disturbed little boy scary genius.
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                  "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                  "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                  "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                  "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
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                  • #39
                    Quoth PixelJockey View Post
                    PJ: "Yes, that's MY beer, which I paid for... and you're too male and I'm too married for us to share
                    Quoth HorrorFrogPrincess View Post
                    That is an awesome line. XD
                    Indeed.

                    ^-.-^
                    Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                    • #40
                      Quoth PixelJockey View Post
                      "

                      PJ: "Yes, that's MY beer, which I paid for... and you're too male and I'm too married for us to share."
                      Hubby was reading with me and we had to know if he was female then would you have shared? The too married part covers that too.
                      "It's not what your doing so much as the idiotic way your doing it." Vincent Valentine from Final Fantasy 7.

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                      • #41
                        Quoth Mamadrae View Post
                        Hubby was reading with me and we had to know if he was female then would you have shared? The too married part covers that too.
                        Nah... even if I we're single & he was a she we'd still be facing an obnoxious drunk

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