Oblivious Cell Phone Customer

[purplecat41877]

To whom it may concern,

I was at your store last night and had a very unfortunate encounter with one of your cashiers RavenStarr.

RavenStarr was very RUDE!!! I was on my cellphone and she kept interupting me. She kept asking questions like how are you, did you find everything ok, credit or debit, would you like a carryout?

Now I know I may come across as a rude cell phone customer, but dammitt my phone call happened to be very important. It just so happens I was talking with a friend about my hemmoroids, and what kind of butt cream I should use.

People like her really chaps my hide.

Sincerely,
Mr. Buttram

In a way, that example reminds me of this fanfic. The scene takes place at the beginning. Also, the fanfic gets emotional past the first chapter.

Doesn't anyone remember life before cellphones?!?
Stopping before I get into fratching territory.

Too late...

I have started a thread here.