I get called a lot of names...*language*

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

I got called something funny once. I have a thick skin so it bounces off without fazing me out of my "Mr. Spock" mode I adopt when I'm dealing with retail-tards.

"Anal-dwelling twat monkey"

Liked it so much that I use it frequently.

M

[Kitten in the box]

Once I was called a Skinny twig twig by an overweight female customer. She thought my manager and me were laughing at her when in fact we were laughing at my co-worker/friend who was so busy doing her duties she didn't hear us call her 5 times. (she was right next to us and no she wasn't hard of hearing...no earphones either...and let it be also known I am not all that skinny myself but to be caled a Skinny twig twig made me laugh to the customer's face.)

I was called a Mother f*cking b*tch by some guy because he thought some chips were on sale and when he came back to appologize I ignored him....he then got even more pissed and said he was NOT coming back there to shop anymore... (that'll teach me not to accept an asshat's appology lol!

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I wish I had a nickle for every time I've been called a bitch by someone who's car I had towed. I've actually corrected them by saying "no, I'm the QUEEN bitch. That's why I'm in charge of towing." or "Excuse me, that's MS. Bitch, thank you."

One guy, a weirdo who eventually got banned from the store, called me "Scum of the Earth" once, which I thought was awesome.

[Bella_Vixen]

Wow. I swear a lot (damn skippy!), but the C word is one I'll NEVER say.

My then 6 year old nephew almost got a beatdown from the entire family when he called his cousin AND his sister that. He definately had his mouth washed out with soap and had to apologize to EVERYBODY, and was put in the corner for the rest of the afternoon. Knowing his stepfather at the time, he more then likely DID get the beatdown after they got home, but that's purely speculation.

I've had customers in their 40s calling me a bitch. I've been called a slut for not selling some guy cigs without an ID. Oh well.

[Hempress]

Worst I've ever heard was "bitch" from a mother who was very angry that I wouldn't let her kid get on a ride he was too short for.

[nick1091]

As a collector, I've gotten called just about every name in the book. I'll spare the normal four letter words and suck for some of my personal faves.

-"Money-grubbing Gambino m____f_____"
-"Penny-ante Jew con man"
(Unfortunately for these quick-witted word scholars, I'm neither Italian, nor Jew.)
-"Heartless, soulless bastard."
-An English chap called me a "right wanker" when I didn't think it was reasonable to eat a $6K bill so he could "continue to be a good customer."
-Had a guy who hoped my family and I got in a bloody car accident on the way home from work. My crime? I had told him my manager couldn't accept his $250 settlement offer, and we'd take no less than $300.

However, my personal favorite came from a gentlemen who expressed a desire to know where my "weasally ass" was located, so he could come over and knock my "G__D___ dick in the dirt."

[Becks]

If I've ever been called names, I don't remember it. Too bad. I'm sure some of them would be funny.

[Misanthropical]

I have been called:

~Bitch
~Fucking bitch
~Dyke (which was news to my husband)
~Man hating dyke
~Cunt
~Stupid cracker bitch
~Slut
~Greedy bitch who wanted to take every last penny from poor old people

I was called all those things while working in Security and while working in collections.

[Lace Neil Singer]

I've been called a bitch quite a few times, thankfully not in my present job; this insult mainly fell from the lips of pizza place customers, mostly cuz I'd refused them refunds or told them they'd have to wait for delivery. The worst name I was ever called was a "fat f**king bitch slut"; this was from the Fat Man (an infamous SC from the pizza place) after I put him on hold. I had orders to make, and for a guy that big, he doesn't have the right to call anyone fat! Plus, I may be a bitch, but I'm not a bitch slut! Needless to say I hung up on him, and he got told off by the manager when he rang back.

[Banrion]

Interestingly enough, the most humorous I have been called is "Ice Bitch" and the person who called me that is my b/f. He did it when we were at the mall, checking out the usual video game & electronics stores, where we usually split up because he prefers x-box and I prefer Playstation & PC. As we were exiting one of these stores, he called me an Ice Bitch, and proceeded to explain that no less than 5 guys tried to start conversations with me and I had summarily ignored them all.

The thing with me is, if I don't know you, I don't wanna know you, unless you have been referred to me by a credible source. I hold very strongly to the "Don't talk to strangers" rule that was impressed upon me as a child.

[HYHYBT]

As some of you may have realized by now one of the favorite terms of my customers is "mother fucker". I get called that quite frequently.

I wonder: why isn't the insult modified, when used against a woman, to "fatherfucker"?

the C word is one I'll NEVER say.

My then 6 year old nephew almost got a beatdown from the entire family when he called his cousin AND his sister that.

So, did he call two people that name, or just one?

[AFpheonix]

I wonder: why isn't the insult modified, when used against a woman, to "fatherfucker"?

Then they'd have to stop and learn new vocabulary, and clearly, new and creative vocab is beyond these people.

[Tria]

I wonder: why isn't the insult modified, when used against a woman, to "fatherfucker"?

Simple, implying incest is offensive.... But add homosexuality to the mix....

[Bella_Vixen]

So, did he call two people that name, or just one?

Sorry for not clarifying, he called 2 people that.


My family doesn't swing that way.

[HYHYBT]

Simple, implying incest is offensive.... But add homosexuality to the mix....

Well, in that case it's the men they should call "fatherfucker" :

Sorry for not clarifying, he called 2 people that.


My family doesn't swing that way.

You were clear, I was joking. Sorry if it came across as an insult.