An ex-boyfriend from long ago told this story about himself:
He was five and getting ready to start school after the summer. He remembered he did NOT want to go to school. He begged and pleaded not to go. He remembered coming up with this gem,
"I don't need to go to school! I'll just sit around and think all day!"
He remembered thinking that his mom would be so proud of him for coming up with something so smart like that - he wouldn't have to go to school.
My mom tells me this story -
I guess I was HORRIBLY bad one day when my grandmother was babysitting me. My mom came to pick me up and my grandma lamented about how bad I behaved. My mom said when she asked me, "Why were you so bad for Grandma?" My reply was a sad and meek, "I guess my brains broke"
He was five and getting ready to start school after the summer. He remembered he did NOT want to go to school. He begged and pleaded not to go. He remembered coming up with this gem,
"I don't need to go to school! I'll just sit around and think all day!"
He remembered thinking that his mom would be so proud of him for coming up with something so smart like that - he wouldn't have to go to school.
My mom tells me this story -
I guess I was HORRIBLY bad one day when my grandmother was babysitting me. My mom came to pick me up and my grandma lamented about how bad I behaved. My mom said when she asked me, "Why were you so bad for Grandma?" My reply was a sad and meek, "I guess my brains broke"
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