The coffee company I work for recently started making and serving oatmeal. I guess it's an obvious jab at Starbucks, as they have been serving oatmeal for a long time.
Since we started serving oatmeal not even three weeks ago, I have encountered major stupidity regarding this somewhat delicious hot cereal.
Huh...
Three teenagers come in, obviously stoned. We get those at night a lot--they stop by for a sugary blended drink to combat their munchies.
One guy stepped up to the counter, staring up at the oatmeal menu, his mouth hanging open.
SC: What's that?
Me: That's our new oatmeal.
SC: *staring for a few more seconds* And what is that?
Me: Uhhh....it's oatmeal, you know, the hot cereal.
His friend behind him laughs at him. SC finally orders and leaves. Seriously, who doesn't know what oatmeal is???
A Drink?
This one happened yesterday. A teenage couple came in, just to ask for a spoon for their food. (The BF worked at the dry cleaners next door)
The GF looks at the oatmeal display on the counter, then looks at me. I can already see the stupidity preparing to flow my way.
GF: What is that?
Me: That's our new oatmeal.
GF: And what is it?
Me: (seriously, another one?) You know, the hot cereal...
GF: I know, but is it a drink?
Me: Um, no, it's regular oatmeal.
GF: Ohhh
BF laughs at her and they leave. Oatmeal as a drink? Maybe if you were 80 years old and toothless, although your elderly bowels would be susceptible to diverticulitis from the small oat bits. Sigh.
But WHY?
This one happened tonight. I've had two morons two days in a row! Ugh!
Somewhat hickish looking guy walks up to the counter. He's one of your typical "I'm funny as hell, so I'm going to mess with you to prove it, then laugh at myself" assholes. I really hate those.
SC: (points to oatmeal on the counter) What's that?
Me: It's oatmeal.
SC: But what's it for??
Me: It's to eat, you know, as a snack?
SC: Oh.
My irritation is beyond comprehension. I can't stand the idiocy that seems to run rampant with this GD oatmeal. The next stupid question I get about it, I think I'm likely to scream and throw the whole jar of oatmeal at the SC.
Since we started serving oatmeal not even three weeks ago, I have encountered major stupidity regarding this somewhat delicious hot cereal.
Huh...
Three teenagers come in, obviously stoned. We get those at night a lot--they stop by for a sugary blended drink to combat their munchies.
One guy stepped up to the counter, staring up at the oatmeal menu, his mouth hanging open.
SC: What's that?
Me: That's our new oatmeal.
SC: *staring for a few more seconds* And what is that?
Me: Uhhh....it's oatmeal, you know, the hot cereal.
His friend behind him laughs at him. SC finally orders and leaves. Seriously, who doesn't know what oatmeal is???
A Drink?
This one happened yesterday. A teenage couple came in, just to ask for a spoon for their food. (The BF worked at the dry cleaners next door)
The GF looks at the oatmeal display on the counter, then looks at me. I can already see the stupidity preparing to flow my way.
GF: What is that?
Me: That's our new oatmeal.
GF: And what is it?
Me: (seriously, another one?) You know, the hot cereal...
GF: I know, but is it a drink?
Me: Um, no, it's regular oatmeal.
GF: Ohhh
BF laughs at her and they leave. Oatmeal as a drink? Maybe if you were 80 years old and toothless, although your elderly bowels would be susceptible to diverticulitis from the small oat bits. Sigh.
But WHY?
This one happened tonight. I've had two morons two days in a row! Ugh!
Somewhat hickish looking guy walks up to the counter. He's one of your typical "I'm funny as hell, so I'm going to mess with you to prove it, then laugh at myself" assholes. I really hate those.
SC: (points to oatmeal on the counter) What's that?
Me: It's oatmeal.
SC: But what's it for??
Me: It's to eat, you know, as a snack?
SC: Oh.
My irritation is beyond comprehension. I can't stand the idiocy that seems to run rampant with this GD oatmeal. The next stupid question I get about it, I think I'm likely to scream and throw the whole jar of oatmeal at the SC.
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