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Quoth Jester View PostMegan Fox.
In a skimpy bikini.
In my lap.
With cold beer.
(waits)
Close enough?
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Megan Fox is overrated, but I'm sure you already knew that. You just want it so you can get pics to lord over someone you know that obsesses about her WAY too much......(I hope, cause I somehow have it in my head that you are somewhat more *discerning* than most men)....how do used tampons attract thieves? ---Sleepwalker
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I have to admit that I did once ask specifically for a staple gun for Christmas when I was in college. However, I doubt the student it question was in the same situation.Random Doctor Who quote:
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Quoth zzapp the witch View PostMegan Fox is overrated, but I'm sure you already knew that. You just want it so you can get pics to lord over someone you know that obsesses about her WAY too much......(I hope, cause I somehow have it in my head that you are somewhat more *discerning* than most men).
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Quoth Jester View PostActually, while I think Fox is hot, I would much prefer Anna Paquin or Kirsten Dunst, but more people know who Fox is, so I use her as the catch-all example.Friends help you move. Rare friends help you move bodies.
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Quoth Jester View PostMegan Fox.
In a skimpy bikini.
In my lap.
With cold beer.
(waits)
*WHUMP!*
"Beautiful, naked, big-tittied women don't just fall out of the sky, you know!"Any day you're looking down at the dirt instead of up at the dirt is a good day.
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You can be "The Man" with an electric stapler. It involves being backstage when someone thought a costume was designed for quick-change (i.e. has velcro seams) when it wasn't. Fastest way to re-do the seams when someone's torn them all open.
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Quoth Dave1982 View PostNevertheless, I suggested perhaps a flash drive or some blank CDs/DVDs
SC: NO! Everyone thinks of that! I need something DIFFERENT!
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SC *on phone*: Yeah, I got him an electric stapler! Am I The Man or what???
Yeah, right, a college student would totally want an electric stapler over a flash drive or recordable CDs/DVDs. Who needs extra electronic storage when you can have an extra-fast stapler that's more likely to break down or jam up than an old-fashioned manual stapler?
Oh, and don't you love the geezers who try to use slang? They don't realize how dorky they look, and nine times out of ten, they get it wrong or use a phrase that's way out of date. Might as well tell someone to "23 skidoo"!I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Well, the guy seems to not have known the male at all, so I'm sure he's not fullfilling a real desire of said person...
Still, sometimes people can want "odd" stuff. I wanted, and received, and LOVED a pocket umbrella for I think my 12th Birthday... When I told some of my friends, they looked at me odd, very odd.I pet animals, I rescue insects, I hug trees.
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I think he looked at the swingline website:
http://www.acco.com/swingline/
Which tells the world "Swingline turned the office into a party. And it isn't even December!"
Although I do think the gentleman who came into my work and got a pick'n'mix and left saying I am god out does the entleman here. However not by much!
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