Revelations Most Terrible ( Ugh, god )

[Javarod]

Easy Setup

Me: “Alright, and what’s the IP address of your computer?”
SC: “Oh, I don’t know, how do I check that?”

Ah, a most simple matter.

Me: “Alright, which operating system are you on?”
SC: “Oh, I don’t know…..ummm….it’s a laptop…..Toshiba?”
Me: “I’m afraid that’s just the laptop’s manufacturer.”
SC: “Ah, Vista. Is that an operating system?”

Debatable.

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

Is there anything else to say?

[SG15Z]

SC: “Ah, Vista. Is that an operating system?”

Debatable.

Very debatable

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

Is there anything else to say?

Oh I'm so bookmarking that!

[ShadedWings]

I almost spewed chili on my monitor while reading that last one, GK. I don't know how I would have prevented from either imploding my brain or laughing loudly at the gal.

[Becks]

I have heard things no man should have to hear.

And then you share with us. Yay!

[Gravekeeper]

And then you share with us. Yay!

Sharing is scar..-er, caring.

[Magpie]

Also, Goatgurt is not for the faint of heart. Trust me on that one. Only a true ( online ) Warlock such as myself can handle the power of Goatgurt and even I only got about 3 spoonfuls in before the novelty of goat yogurt wore off and the terror began to overtake me.

It's the (unflavoured) "cultured soy" (soygurt) that's the bad one. I don't even notice the goat flavour anymore. (I haven't had cow's milk in years, casein sensitivity, so I have a lot of immunity to that sort of thing).

[Andara Bledin]

AHFKAJGFLHGLJ

There is one thing with which to comfort yourself in the face of this unwanted revelation: At least she called it by its proper name and not some atrocious euphamism, or, even worse, a personal pet name.

^-.-^

[Gravekeeper]

It's the (unflavoured) "cultured soy" (soygurt) that's the bad one. I don't even notice the goat flavour anymore. (I haven't had cow's milk in years, casein sensitivity, so I have a lot of immunity to that sort of thing).

Soygurt is pretty nasty. Goatgurt tastes fine, its just not very thick. More like Goatshake.

[Becks]

Sharing is scar..-er, caring.

Or, as I say, "If I have to suffer knowning this, everyone else does too!"

[Jester]

In fact I would go so far as to question your sanity for calling me or anyone at this hour just to lament about the floor being too hard. I’m not even sure how to interpret that complaint.

I would question their sanity for moving in to a place where the floors were "too hard" for them to begin with. I mean, you would think that if they had an issue with hard floors, they would have moved into someplace with more forgiving floors, or perhaps some shag carpeting, floor rugs, or Astro Turf.

Me: “Alright, and which credit card would you like to use?”
SC: “Oh, one minute let me get my wallet. Sorry, I thought you’d have it.”

You…thought that I would have your VISA? I….but…..why? If there is any thought process you could possibly follow that would lead you to be able to connect your VISA card and myself, I cannot ascertain what it is.

Believe it or not, *I* can.

No, seriously.

Because, you see, it is something I do every month, usually twice a month. I do it when I pay my car insurance and my cell phone bill over the phone.

"Yes, I'd like to pay that balance using my Visa that you have on file." Since I pay these same bills every month with the same credit card attached to the same bank account, these companies have said Visa number on file, and merely need me to confirm the the last four digits on the card.

So, if this is a repeat customer of the company, I can see why he might think that you would have his info on file, perhaps even handy. Hell, I have had that happen with the aforementioned companies that I do business with. "Mr. Jester, would you like to pay that bill with your Visa ending in 1234?"

Of course, if he is NOT a repeat customer, he has clearly earned your wrath, contempt, and disdain, and I shall withdraw my argument.

I honestly can’t think of a single logical reason why you’d want to toss your tickets out the second you received them.

Well, actually I.....wait, nevermind. I have nothing with which to defend this particular fool.

Goatgurt is not for the faint of heart. Trust me on that one. Only a true ( online ) Warlock such as myself can handle the power of Goatgurt and even I only got about 3 spoonfuls in before the novelty of goat yogurt wore off and the terror began to overtake me.

Okay, I don't get it. What's the big deal? I have had goat cheese, and love it. I cannot imagine that goat yogurt would be all that horrible or different from regular yogurt. Hell, I have eaten goat MEAT, and find it lovely. Am I missing something important or relevant here?

[Gravekeeper]

So, if this is a repeat customer of the company, I can see why he might think that you would have his info on file, perhaps even handy.

Dude was ordering a lottery ticket, so no. -.-

As for Goatgurt, it tastes fine, its just really thin for yogurt.

[Jester]

Dude was ordering a lottery ticket, so no.

What, the lottery ticket ordering line doesn't have repeat customers? It seems to me that gamblers are the most likely to repeat themselves in their buying habits....especially when it involves more gambling!

[Imogene]

Years ago a woman called on a Sun. and without preamble said, "there's something coming out of my butt."

Ooow! Ooow! My nose! I snorted apple juice right up it...
In other news, we can only hope it wasn't the sun shining out of her butt...