So I've been back at Subway for about a month now. (long story, but I'm back working there again. At least it's money)
Today it was proven that there are still people out there who are surprised and shocked when extra condiments *gasp* cost extra! Yes, because Subway would be more than happy to give you extra cheese/bacon at a loss! Sorry, the world doesn't work like that. Them big greedy companies like to make money, too.
Now onto the suck:
Tigress = Me
DG = Dumb Girl
She was more stupid than sucky, but she still classifies as sucky because things I told her went right through one ear and out the other.
DG: I'll have a cold cut combo with bacon added.
Me: Okay, just to let you know it will be a dollar extra for the bacon, will that be alright?
DG: Yeah, that's fine.
DG: I'll also have another cold cut with bacon added too.
Me: *makes both sandwiches, finishes them, and then goes to ring her out* (I notice that she's also holding only $11 in her hand. Two foot long cold cuts would be $10.95 without the bacon added. I had a feeling her stupid was about to show and unsurprisingly, I was right)
Me: That will be $13(something)
DG: *with a look of absolute shock. More like an inverted cat butt face because instead of her face contracting, it expanded* Bacon costs extra?
Me: *forcing my brain to mouth filter to behave. Nevermind the fact that I TOLD HER AT THE BEGINNING when she first said she wanted bacon on her sandwich, and even got her confirmation that she knew of the extra cost!!!* Yes, it costs a dollar for extra bacon for each footlong. (internal face palm)
DG: But I thought everything was $5 dollars!
Me: *Oh, you did NOT just go there!* No, it still costs extra if you want to add bacon or extra cheese or meat. (walks over and points to the giant "Extras" sign that was in plain view.
DG: Really???!!
Me: Yep. *Yes, I said it like that, too*
DG: Oh, I didn't know! I only have $11. I guess you will have to make me new sandwiches...
Me: *No, I'm not!* What I'm going to do is take the bacon off of these sandwiches and you can have these.
DG: Oh, okay. I'm so sorry.
Me: Not a problem. *My brain was screaming DUMBASS at her at the top of its neurons*
Now onto some added rants. I guess you could call it "Subway Rants Volume 7.5"
1. The "Nine Grain" people.
-Wheat or honey oat, motherfuckers!
2. The "Trading Spaces" impersonators.
-These people take the liberty of re-arranging our tables and chairs in the lobby without asking us, of course, and then not putting them back how they were before they leave.
3. People who ask for a shitload of extra napkins, only for me to find a shitload of unused extra napkins on the table after they leave.
-Title says all. At least it's not my money.
Last but not least:
-5 footlong chicken bacon ranches from one person.
-Case #11078585 of a person not seeing either of our two signs that say "No bills higher than $20."
-"What kind of cheese?" ....."Yes". <--Stop it!
-"Chicken." <--Be more specific!
Today it was proven that there are still people out there who are surprised and shocked when extra condiments *gasp* cost extra! Yes, because Subway would be more than happy to give you extra cheese/bacon at a loss! Sorry, the world doesn't work like that. Them big greedy companies like to make money, too.
Now onto the suck:
Tigress = Me
DG = Dumb Girl
She was more stupid than sucky, but she still classifies as sucky because things I told her went right through one ear and out the other.
DG: I'll have a cold cut combo with bacon added.
Me: Okay, just to let you know it will be a dollar extra for the bacon, will that be alright?
DG: Yeah, that's fine.
DG: I'll also have another cold cut with bacon added too.
Me: *makes both sandwiches, finishes them, and then goes to ring her out* (I notice that she's also holding only $11 in her hand. Two foot long cold cuts would be $10.95 without the bacon added. I had a feeling her stupid was about to show and unsurprisingly, I was right)
Me: That will be $13(something)
DG: *with a look of absolute shock. More like an inverted cat butt face because instead of her face contracting, it expanded* Bacon costs extra?
Me: *forcing my brain to mouth filter to behave. Nevermind the fact that I TOLD HER AT THE BEGINNING when she first said she wanted bacon on her sandwich, and even got her confirmation that she knew of the extra cost!!!* Yes, it costs a dollar for extra bacon for each footlong. (internal face palm)
DG: But I thought everything was $5 dollars!
Me: *Oh, you did NOT just go there!* No, it still costs extra if you want to add bacon or extra cheese or meat. (walks over and points to the giant "Extras" sign that was in plain view.
DG: Really???!!
Me: Yep. *Yes, I said it like that, too*
DG: Oh, I didn't know! I only have $11. I guess you will have to make me new sandwiches...
Me: *No, I'm not!* What I'm going to do is take the bacon off of these sandwiches and you can have these.
DG: Oh, okay. I'm so sorry.
Me: Not a problem. *My brain was screaming DUMBASS at her at the top of its neurons*
Now onto some added rants. I guess you could call it "Subway Rants Volume 7.5"
1. The "Nine Grain" people.
-Wheat or honey oat, motherfuckers!
2. The "Trading Spaces" impersonators.
-These people take the liberty of re-arranging our tables and chairs in the lobby without asking us, of course, and then not putting them back how they were before they leave.
3. People who ask for a shitload of extra napkins, only for me to find a shitload of unused extra napkins on the table after they leave.
-Title says all. At least it's not my money.
Last but not least:
-5 footlong chicken bacon ranches from one person.
-Case #11078585 of a person not seeing either of our two signs that say "No bills higher than $20."
-"What kind of cheese?" ....."Yes". <--Stop it!
-"Chicken." <--Be more specific!
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