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Your jealous you aint got no bitchs! (Long, swearing, and annoyence)
Projection indeed! This is why I have to restrain myself from laughing every time someone tries to insult me on the job because I know they're just broadcasting their innermost failings to the world.
Thus the "get a real job!" and "Fag" insults are hillariously insightful.
The guy who asked me "When was the last time you got laid?" almost made me snort my drink, I should have told him 'Thanks for offering but you're not my type" buy I usualy don't think of the clever comeback I should have used until at least 4 blocks down the road.
- They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.
Me too! I think I'm more of a rabbit person than a dog person.
What?
Personally, I like conies... and cats... and them dam things that gnaw trees...
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
SC: Oh man what the fuck are you giving me such a fucking hard time?! I'm 22!
ME: Ok, do you have ID?
SC: I just drove up here! Thats my car!
ME: Awesome! That means your carrying your License!
And his point is? Considering that in a lot of places, you can drive when you're 16.
as for penis worship, you really should go to Japan.
Actually it should be coming up soon too... the Fertility Festival in Japan.
Kanamara Matsuri (Festival of the Steel Phallus かなまら祭り)
in the wiki photo there's a giant statue of a pink phallus in the crowd. and there's a lot of phallic shaped goodies to get.
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