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  • #16
    Quoth Plaidman View Post
    SC: Yeah! If your fucking car was here, I Fucking BREAK IT. You fucking ass! I'm going to your wife right now.
    You: "Yeah, try. When she see what you got between yo skinny legs she'll laugh you right out the house."

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    • #17
      Quoth XCashier View Post
      Yeesh, what a pig. Bet the only "bitches" he's got are Inflatable Ingrid and Palmela Handerson.

      Nah they got tired of his B.S. and stuck pins in themselves.
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      • #18
        Quoth HawaiianShirts View Post
        God bless you... with bitches... because... you'll die without them... ?
        What messed up church does HE go to!?
        There is actually a church that worships the penis
        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Priapus_Church
        The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

        Now queen of USSR-Land...

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        • #19
          Quoth fireheart17 View Post
          There is actually a church that worships the penis
          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Priapus_Church
          Oh, I so did not need to know this . . . .

          They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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          • #20
            I get the feeling this POS will be spending some time in the prison system for some violent act.
            He'll learn what it truly means to be a bitch then.
            "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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            • #21
              Quoth HawaiianShirts View Post
              I would have paid to see his reaction to that.
              Him: Where's the rest of my money!?

              Me: Oh, well you said 4 quarters. I thought the rest was the tip.
              A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.....

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              • #22
                Projection indeed! This is why I have to restrain myself from laughing every time someone tries to insult me on the job because I know they're just broadcasting their innermost failings to the world.

                Thus the "get a real job!" and "Fag" insults are hillariously insightful.

                The guy who asked me "When was the last time you got laid?" almost made me snort my drink, I should have told him 'Thanks for offering but you're not my type" buy I usualy don't think of the clever comeback I should have used until at least 4 blocks down the road.
                - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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                • #23
                  So you have customers complaining about the dude's loud music and somehow it's your responsibility to make him turn it down. *sigh*

                  SC: I just drove up here! Thats my car!
                  ME: Awesome! That means your carrying your License!
                  hee!

                  I think this dude is going to be your new best buddy; he's going to show up a lot and try to put you down everytime. The shithole is a tool.
                  Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

                  Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

                  I wish porn had subtitles.

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                  • #24
                    You know...I dont have bitches and Im ok with that....

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                    • #25
                      Quoth Amina516 View Post
                      You know...I dont have bitches and Im ok with that....
                      Me too! I think I'm more of a rabbit person than a dog person.



                      What?

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                      • #26
                        Quoth Plaidman View Post
                        SC: I just drove up here! Thats my car!
                        ME: Awesome! That means your carrying your License!
                        This was my favourite line.
                        It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision.
                        -Helen Keller

                        I got this av from Court Records, made by Croik!

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                        • #27
                          Quoth Magpie View Post
                          Me too! I think I'm more of a rabbit person than a dog person.



                          What?
                          Personally, I like conies... and cats... and them dam things that gnaw trees...
                          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                          Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                          • #28
                            you know, this might make for a fun rap:

                            you jealous you aint got no bitches!
                            No sluts or skanky hos.
                            you jealous you aint got no bitches!
                            You so-and-so!

                            ok, I suck at this.
                            Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

                            Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

                            I wish porn had subtitles.

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                            • #29
                              Quoth Plaidman View Post
                              SC: Oh man what the fuck are you giving me such a fucking hard time?! I'm 22!
                              ME: Ok, do you have ID?
                              SC: I just drove up here! Thats my car!
                              ME: Awesome! That means your carrying your License!
                              And his point is? Considering that in a lot of places, you can drive when you're 16.

                              Quoth HawaiianShirts View Post
                              What messed up church does HE go to!?
                              To quote a certain late-night talk show host, "There's a place up on Hollywood Boulevard...."

                              Quoth fireheart17 View Post
                              There is actually a church that worships the penis
                              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Priapus_Church
                              I'd like to say I'm surprised, but I'm just....not.
                              It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                              • #30
                                sounds more like that customer WAS the bitch.


                                as for penis worship, you really should go to Japan.
                                Actually it should be coming up soon too... the Fertility Festival in Japan.
                                Kanamara Matsuri (Festival of the Steel Phallus かなまら祭り)

                                in the wiki photo there's a giant statue of a pink phallus in the crowd. and there's a lot of phallic shaped goodies to get.
                                Last edited by PepperElf; 03-13-2010, 07:15 AM.

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