Hell

[MrPibbsRevenge]

...donut holder...?

Criminal deterrent?

[MadMike]

SC: I knew you were going to say that! I thought you were a dick in school and I can see that you are still a dick now! Fucking dick!

Funny, I saw something very similar to that happen just last night. I went out to one of the local bars to see one of the local bands with some of my friends. Some of the security staff were going around the place with trays full of jello shots, which they were selling for $1 apiece.

While I was standing by the stage, one of the guys came around with the jello shots, and some 20-something female asked him, "Can I have one for free? I don't have any dollars left!"

He told her politely he couldn't do that, and she started begging, "Oh please? Just one? I don't have any money left?"

He told her no again, and walked away. Not getting her way, she went from cute mode straight into bitch mode, and screamed, "You dick!"

[El Pollo Guerrera]

Criminal deterrent?

... impromptu games of ring toss?

[lobo94]

I know. That occured to me. If he had been on duty, I would probably be in prison right now for murder.

Considering the number of people who dislike NM...maybe not. Who's to say, for example, that the workplace is the only place where he has not made friends or influenced people positively?

And we still haven't heard from where he's doing his temporary duty. Maybe NM's being a knucklehead will come back to him there, and be another nail in his professional coffin?

[vstorevigilante]

Your doormen sound like fantastic people. You had to deal with so much stupid at once, I am so, so sorry. I am very impressed that they can toss people out for harrassing you over things, however. I like that system!

[fireheart]

...donut holder...?

Criminal deterrent?

... impromptu games of ring toss?

Psst...there's a game for this going already in another thread.

[draco664]

... impromptu games of ring toss?

I believe that's illegal in some states...

[cinema guy]

Considering the number of people who dislike NM...maybe not.

It'd be like Murder on the Orient Express:

Poirot: "The victim appears to have been stabbed by a carving knife, bludgeoned by a bar stool, impaled by a vodka bottle, throttled by a bar towel and choked with a beer mat. That would lead me to conclude he was murdered by all of you - the cook, the bar staff, the customers and the manager."

[Chrismor]

Hmmmmm... I know of a solution to all of this.

How many CS people can we get to bar sit for a few days in a row? If we get enough, there will be no room for SC's, and NM will have quite a few more people out to get him.

Just a thought.

C.

[Becks]

Just reading about this -a-thon© wore me out.

[lobo94]

It'd be like Murder on the Orient Express:

Poirot: "The victim appears to have been stabbed by a carving knife, bludgeoned by a bar stool, impaled by a vodka bottle, throttled by a bar towel and choked with a beer mat. That would lead me to conclude he was murdered by all of you - the cook, the bar staff, the customers and the manager."

Just what I was thinking. Ah, the little gray cells...

[Caffienated_Caramel]

SC: Can I have vodka and lemonade?
Me: We have run out of vodka.

The SC literally screamed in terror.

This makes me lol

[crashhelmet]

It's posts like this that remind me why I'm glad to not be working full time as a bartender anymore.

CH

[Anakah]

Damn that was like SC palooza. For the record, I don't think you're a dick. You seem very awesome. Especially for putting up with all that shit.

[Soulstealer]

For the record, I don't think you're a dick. You seem very awesome.

Seconded.
Isn't it funny how some people confuse being a dick and not getting their own way?