When you have run out of things to complain about...

[Grrrrrrr]

SC = Sucky pharmacy customer.
Me = Ummmm... I forget. I work at a pharmacy behind the counter.

SC: Hey! (Always a great way to start a conversation)

ME: Yes?

SC: Do you have any of the NyQuil or DayQuil that isn't just for day or night?

ME: Well we have... wait, what?

SC: Do you have any of the DayQuil's or NyQuil's that are just normal? All the ones you have say either day or night!

ME: ...

SC: Well? Do you have any regular day or NyQuil that isn't just for day or night?

ME: (Doing my best to help out) Well, the idea is that DayQuil is something you take during the day when you need to stay awake as it will not make you drowsy, and NyQuil is something you take when you are about to go to sleep, as it will make you very drowsy.

SC: But do you have any REGULAR day or NyQuil that is not just for day or night?

ME: If it is not out there on the shelf, no.

(Customer walks off)

I told my manager about this one. He said he would look into ordering some "AfternoonQuil".

[SouthernSugar]

I would prefer some "EveningQuil" myself.

[dalesys]

Anybody for some TruQuil?

Or TranQuil?

[ShadowTiger]

I would like a MondayQuil or a DecemberQuil.

[RetailWorkhorse]

MorningQuil for the people that only feel like crap in the mornings.

[SouthernSugar]

"HangoverQuil"?

[ralerin]

Or HangoverQuil?

[RetailWorkhorse]

SoberQuil would sell like HOTCAKES.

BaconQuil.

Yes. I went there.

[Giggle Goose]

Wow! Where do people come up with this shit?

This made my evening, BTW.

[fireheart]

BaconQuil.

Yes. I went there.

From the makers of DayQuil and NyQuil, comes the produce that's guaranteed to help you recover from a hangover instantly...it's BaconQuil! It works by telling your body that it's here to speed up the recovery process, allowing you to head into work almost instantly after you take it!

Side effects may include: Depression, insomnia, motor-mouth, darting eyes, indecisiveness, decisiveness, bossiness,uncontrollable falling down, geriatric profanity disorder (or GPD), and chronic nagging. Do not take with alcohol, illicit drugs and check with your doctor to ensure that it will not effect your medication. Only to be taken as recommended. Not a toy. Not alcohol. Keep away from children.

The list of side effects is from a Simpsons quote btw.

[Ironclad Alibi]

They need some TranQuil.

[Sheldonrs]

They need some TranQuil.

I want the one that came after that...se-quil.

[wolfie]

Customers like that need more than a - substitute a particular rodent so they wind up with a face full of porcupine quills.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

From the makers of DayQuil and NyQuil, comes the produce that's guaranteed to help you recover from a hangover instantly...it's BaconQuil! It works by telling your body that it's here to speed up the recovery process, allowing you to head into work almost instantly after you take it!

Side effects may include: Depression, insomnia, motor-mouth, darting eyes, indecisiveness, decisiveness, bossiness,uncontrollable falling down, geriatric profanity disorder (or GPD), and chronic nagging. Do not take with alcohol, illicit drugs and check with your doctor to ensure that it will not effect your medication. Only to be taken as recommended. Not a toy. Not alcohol. Keep away from children.

The list of side effects is from a Simpsons quote btw.

But does the product also cause anal seepage? 'Cause if it does, I don't want it . . . I'd like to look good in my jeans.

[baileysinmycoffee]

I nearly fell off my chair laughing from reading this post, thanks for sharing!

Gonna get me some of that newfangled Sober-Quil