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  • #16
    Fireheart, if you want another hilarious drug clip, watch this: The Drugs I Need - Austin Lounge Lizards.

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    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
    Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
    Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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    • #17
      I'll have some four-twentyQuil please.
      Don't wanna; not gonna.

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      • #18
        Quoth 42_42_42 View Post
        I'll have some four-twentyQuil please.
        I was going to ask for some TeatymeQuil... (gotta have that 'y' in there, for uniformity with the Day- and Ny- versions)

        ^-.-^
        Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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        • #19
          How about some cussquil, for those fucking potty mouth sc's.

          Oops, sorry, forgot to take my dose
          I am but a tiny, barren, insignificant rock caught in the glorious orbit of your shining sun. Gravekeeper.

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          • #20
            LentQuil.

            Designed so you can give it up for.... well, you know.

            AdventQuil.

            Helps keep the children calm in the time before Christmas.

            AdventureQuil.

            Not to be confused with AdventQuil. Helps sooth 'Bali Belly' and other travel-related disorders.
            Seshat's self-help guide:
            1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
            2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
            3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
            4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

            "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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            • #21
              You can't make this shit up...lol. Working in retail can be bizzare.

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              • #22
                TranQuil for cross dressers?
                SeaQuil for sailors (may need a second dose)
                JonQuil for florists
                and QuillQuil for writers
                "What did you have for breakfast this morning? Carnation Instant Bitch?"
                -Eric Foreman That 70's Show

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                • #23
                  Don't forget:
                  PreQuil - for psychics

                  ^-.-^
                  Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                  • #24
                    PronQuil so you can sleep instead of searching for rule 34 validations.
                    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                    Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                    Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                    • #25
                      I'm having some beerquil right now.
                      Take this job and shove it. I ain't workin here no more.

                      Proud Air Force Mom

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                      • #26
                        Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
                        Don't forget:
                        PreQuil - for psychics

                        ^-.-^
                        That'd be for retail workers

                        Another one...

                        Viagraquil-for all those long sessions in bed.

                        Energyquil-so you can keep going and going and going and going....
                        The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                        Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                        • #27
                          PunQuil: for this thread.

                          Mike
                          Meow.........

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                          • #28
                            It's nice to see we're spending quil-ity time on the replies ('s alright, I'm going, I'm going)

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                            • #29
                              All I have to say is
                              "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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                              • #30
                                I love you folks! You're my Callahan's fix.

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