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  • #16
    Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
    His niece's name is Crystal Shanda Leere. If you don't get this, say it allowed. I do not understand how parents can be such horrible jerks to their children.
    Well, she could always claim she was partly named after Shanda Lear, of the Lear Jet family.

    As for Ms. Chocolate, Aurora is probably a little more common a name up there, where they see it so regularly. Or, her parents could be Disney fans.

    ^-.-^
    Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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    • #17
      Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
      The Aurora Chocolate thing reminds me of something. I have a friend his last name is Leere. His niece's name is Crystal Shanda Leere. If you don't get this, say it allowed.
      .....ah, geeze.
      Now a member of that alien race called Management.

      Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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      • #18
        Quoth El Pollo Guerrera View Post
        It sounds to me like Uncle Vick is pretty plugged in to current events in the Vancouver area.
        You'd think that, but this isn't actually the first time he's claimed responsibility for personally capturing and jailing everyone involved in Air India. In fact half the time he's calling its about how he once helped the US catch them all. It's one of his little things apparently. Though recent events do seem to trigger his episodes as it were.

        I don't know whats up with his gender re-assignment thing lately though. He was doing it consistently ( He mentioned Ms President Clinton and Ms President Ford one night as well ). So its not a slip of the tongue. >.>



        Quoth hinakiba777
        His niece's name is Crystal Shanda Leere. If you don't get this, say it allowed. I do not understand how parents can be such horrible jerks to their children.
        ....his niece is going to be a handful when she hits the teens.

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        • #19
          Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
          this will remain one of history’s greatest mysteries
          A 'history mystery'? I love those! They're chocolate and square, and have puffed rice in... oh, no, that's a Crunch bar.
          "I call murder on that!"

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          • #20
            Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
            they tag teamed me all weekend and not in the way some of us like.
            I'm sorry to hear that. Do you need to be held?
            Unseen but seeing
            oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
            There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
            3rd shift needs love, too
            RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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            • #21
              Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
              Actually, all our freedoms aside, we do have laws against inciting violence.

              For much the same reason we have laws against shouting "fire" in a theater and phoning in false bomb threats.
              GK, I'm with Andara on this one. Their free speech laws are much broader than ours, but inciting violence is one of the few exceptions we share.

              And I think you should be nicer to that guy in the bar. He's realised that his pantslessness could reoccur, and is ordering to be ready. Shows a fair bit of foresight.

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              • #22
                Quoth Becks
                I'm sorry to hear that. Do you need to be held?
                ....maybe for a few minutes. -.-



                Quoth Magpie View Post
                GK, I'm with Andara on this one. Their free speech laws are much broader than ours, but inciting violence is one of the few exceptions we share.

                And I think you should be nicer to that guy in the bar. He's realised that his pantslessness could reoccur, and is ordering to be ready. Shows a fair bit of foresight.
                Don't make me Fratching myself. =p

                And the one in the bar was a she, unsettlingly enough.

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                • #23
                  Quoth El Pollo Guerrera View Post
                  Um, actually...

                  There was a thing in the news this weekend about the Premier of BC not going to a Sikh ceremonial parade because someone loosely affiliated with the organization said on the radio that two certain members of government shouldn't show up and if they did, they should bring their own security...

                  Then the Mayor of (Surrey? Burnaby? one of the smaller cities in the Vancouver area) walked away from the parade because of a float that had pictures honoring people who were investigated for blowing up Air India 182...

                  It sounds to me like Uncle Vick is pretty plugged in to current events in the Vancouver area.
                  1) I mentioned that the last big impact was in 1984. The parade and the controversial float did nothing to alter my weekend. The trials of the suspected bombers a few years back also caused a bit of a stir here as well, but definitely not on the same scale as the actual bombings in Tokyo and on Air India.

                  2) It was federal MP Ujjal Dosanjh who did not go to the parade for the above reasons, not BC Premier Gordon Campbell. Mr Dosanjh is Sikh, but distances himself from that branch of fundamentalism. Although Mr Dosanjh use to be the premier of BC.....

                  3) Mayor of Surrey-you get a cookie
                  -"One ring to rule them all!"-Elias
                  -Ask yourself, "WWRKHTSCCJ:TMD?"

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                  • #24
                    I get two cookies...

                    Premier Campbell chose not show up at the parade because of the statement to Dosanjh and MP Dave Hayer (who also didn't appear).

                    Chocolate chip, please...
                    "Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021

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                    • #25
                      Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                      But your particular scenario somehow managed to still be unique even to my wizened old visage. Seeing as it sounds like you are at a rather rowdy bar.

                      This begs many, many questions but for the sake of my sanity I shall only seek the answer to one: At what point in your debauchery laden evening of drunken revelry did you decide that you needed pants an-……wait, no, don’t answer that. Come to think of it there are any number of scenarios involving stupid bets, criminal trespass and/or roaming wildlife that could have led to you arriving at this point intoxicated and half naked. Right, ok, a better question would be why did you not simply return home and get another pair of pants? How did you figure going to the bar and trying to order a pair of pants from a catalog that is over a year old would in any way expedite the process of garbing your flubbery bear thighs?
                      Okay, as one of the resident drunks here, I feel I have to chime in here.

                      As someone who has had many, many debauchery-laden evenings involving rather rowdy bars (hell, I that sounds like this very weekend!), I can tell you that such a scenario doesn't sound all that far-fetched, illogical, or irrational to me. And I am fairly sober at the moment. In the thick of things alcoholically, such scenarios actually make complete and total sense. (I believe I've told the storye here before about the time my date pulled a fire alarm at a resort we were skinny-dipping at (but not guests of) a local resort to summon the police after we had just been robbed of all our clothes and possessions. And that was a rather lucid night, compared to some.)

                      Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                      No one in the background seems the least bit distracted by your predicament either. Leading my to wonder at the frequency of such incidents.
                      In some locales, and at some bars, such situations would not seem that bizarre, to be quite honest.

                      Did I mention that I frequent some of the more interesting and fun bars?

                      Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                      And the one in the bar was a she, unsettlingly enough.
                      And that would tell you why the bar population seemed fine with it all. After all, a half-naked female is usually more acceptable to a bunch of drunks than a half-naked man. (Depending, of course, on the kind of establishment such a thing occurs in.)

                      Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                      DAMMIT, Internet! You stay out of this!
                      Hilarious!
                      Last edited by Jester; 04-21-2010, 02:33 AM.

                      "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
                      Still A Customer."

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                      • #26
                        After listening to Uncle Vick so much, you need cake. More specifically, you need chocolate cake, with chocolate ganache, and chocolate sprinkles. Yes. Sprinkles are a must.

                        /Sending virtual chocolatey goodness in cake form.
                        Last edited by 42_42_42; 04-21-2010, 04:03 AM. Reason: typo
                        Don't wanna; not gonna.

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                        • #27
                          Quoth 42_42_42 View Post
                          After listening to Uncle Vick so much, you need cake. More specifically, you need chocolate cake, with chocolate ganache, and chocolate sprinkles. Yes. Sprinkles are a must.

                          /Sending virtual chocolatey goodness in cake form.
                          I actually had cake that night. There was some sort of office party that afternoon and they had left a cake. >.>


                          Quoth Jester
                          Okay, as one of the resident drunks here, I feel I have to chime in here.
                          So you're saying it doesn't make sense to me because I'm too sober..........makes sense.


                          Quoth Jester
                          And that would tell you why the bar population seemed fine with it all. After all, a half-naked female is usually more acceptable to a bunch of drunks than a half-naked man
                          My mental image of the women of the northern tundra isn't particularly appealing at this point. But once again....I am too sober.

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                          • #28
                            Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                            My mental image of the women of the northern tundra isn't particularly appealing at this point. But once again....I am too sober.

                            GK, there is no level of drunk that can make that image appealing.
                            "Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021

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                            • #29
                              Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                              So you're saying it doesn't make sense to me because I'm too sober..........makes sense.
                              Not merely too sober. But too sober too often, and not really part of the bar scene.

                              But basically, yes.

                              Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                              My mental image of the women of the northern tundra isn't particularly appealing at this point. But once again....I am too sober.
                              Once again, basically, yes. After all, to quote (I think) Ron White, "Once you've seen one woman naked....you want to see them ALL naked." Honestly, unless a woman is completely butt ugly, and sometimes even when she's that, a bar of rowdy drunks will cheer female nudity on.

                              And now I need to point out that, simply because this person was ordering pants did not mean they themselves were pantsless. I can totally see them thinking they wanted to get some pants, and then when they were out and about and had a few in them, remembered that desire, whipped out the catalogue at the bar, and called you to order said pants.

                              You can't see this as clearly, because, as you say, you are too sober. But remember, logic, just like vision and the ability to walk, get rather fuzzy after a few cocktails. And I think we would both agree that in this area, I have a bit more expertise than you.

                              "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
                              Still A Customer."

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                              • #30
                                Quoth Jester View Post
                                Once again, basically, yes. After all, to quote (I think) Ron White, "Once you've seen one woman naked....you want to see them ALL naked." Honestly, unless a woman is completely butt ugly, and sometimes even when she's that, a bar of rowdy drunks will cheer female nudity on.
                                "Alright, thats enough. Roll em back up." >.>

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