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    Quoth lordlundar View Post
    Bah! Wusses. The only way Thac0 is complex is if you are changing equipment and/or stats frequently.
    thac0 is only complex to players. Actually reading the GM book and trying to make sense of it makes thac0 seem downright logical by comparison.

    Quoth Jester View Post
    "As you walk into the bar, you see a wise-cracking bartender doing card tricks for customers. The female customers are summarily ignoring him...."
    Oooo, a tavern...where 99.99999% of all adventures start....

    OK, let's get down to it. Thi...er, Rog...., er TREASURE HUNTER, go pick some pockets. Halfling, find a creepy dude in a poorly-lit corner wearing a cloak and pick up our next mission. The rest of you, grab some torches and get ready to reduce the place to cinders...

    Or was that just the groups I used to play in...?

    I remember "Crispy"...Some NPC dude who nearly survived one such adventure intro. We even left him a tip...a gold coin flipped onto his forehead, which promptly melted into same. A legend was born.
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