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Yes, ducks are just like baby geese. And after being geese for a while, they grow white feathers and become swans. Then they go through a very awkward stage again where they develop a very odd head, that's when you call them turkeys. After that, they change once again and get a lovely attire of royal blue feathers and an awesome tail: the peacock stage. The last stage in their life is when they become bright orange and red, that's when they are phoenixes. After a few years as a phoenix, they will spontaneously combust and out of the ashes, new baby ducks are born and the whole process starts over again. It's an amazing circle of fowl life.

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