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  • #16
    *noms on cookies*
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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    • #17
      Quoth Whiskey View Post
      best customer ever.
      Nope. Those customers will eventually result in your being unemployed.

      The best customers are like this:

      You: Welcome to [workplace], what would you like to order?
      BC: I'll have an [item that you sell]
      You: That'll be $xx.xx
      BC: Thanks
      BC gives you money
      You give BC food
      BC drives off and only comes back when they want to do the dance again

      Those are the best types of customers.

      ^-.-^
      Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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