she feels shafted

[EvilEmpryss]

This town needs an enema!(cookies for reference)

Too easy... Batman (the original movie with the Joker)

[Sapphire Silk]

This town needs an enema!
(cookies for reference)

Jack Nichols as the Joker in Batman (the Michael Keaton version).

[bainsidhe]

South Texan, I think you nailed it! That was exactly what I was thinking. The truth is, the "guests" are just as capable of using google as the front desk is.

ETA: Is it just me, or did it sound like she expected Dave to be a doctor for her child and prescribe activities?

[cinema guy]

This sounds like another mother who didn't pack the nanny.

[Plaidman]

This town needs an enema!
(cookies for reference)

People beat me to it, but ya gotta be shitting me. I'm a huge Batman nerd. That would have been a total free cookie for me!


In anycase, What company do you work for Dave? I just have to know what place gives you such incredible customers with incredible stupid yet, very very common questions of well, descriptions.

[Exaspera]

This town needs an enema!
(cookies for reference)

What? Newark?!

[BookstoreEscapee]

People beat me to it, but ya gotta be shitting me. I'm a huge Batman nerd. That would have been a total free cookie for me!

I'll give you a cookie, Plaid. I have a whole box of Thin Mints in the freezer.

[Kristev]

You're supposed to do her parenting for her?

[taxguykarl]

Apparently

[Vestax]

It shouldnt be my responsibility to plan activities for my kids.

Watching people "parent" this way drives me crazy. Furthermore, I really don't understand people who feel this entitled. Oy.

[Hermione]

I suspect this poor woman (like quite a few of the people whom VRS encounters) is under the mistaken impression that her vacation is booked at a destination resort. At such places, there are, in fact, people paid just to plan and organize activities, contests and parties for the guests.

The impression I get from VRS is that his business is only a private beach community with privately owned condos and villas that may be rented out. Places like that on the Texas coast often have the word "resort" in their names to make them sound more exciting.

I agree. I think that's exactly what these people think. Maybe Dave could try explaining that up front when they ask stuff like this. Remember the resort from Dirty Dancing? Cards, charades, dance lessons, all that jazz.

[Binky]

Guest: I have to say I feel shafted here. It shouldnt be my responsibility to plan activities for my kids.

umm yes, yes it is. You birthed them, you look after them. Some people shouldn't be parents. You want to have kids, that's fantastic! But they are going to be your responsibility for a while.

[JustaCashier]

This sounds like another mother who didn't pack the nanny.

Yeah, Dad's back at home packing the nanny, while mom and the boys are on vacation.


Mike

[Mike Taylor]

Guest: It shouldn't be my responsibility to plan activities for my kids.

Why yes it is. It's part of the job description for PARENTS.

[Ashaela]

This town needs an enema!

"Between you and me, if they gave this place an enema, they'd stick it in at green green brown."

Also cookies for reference! :-)