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    Lady asks for 4 packs of cigarettes and cashier S2 has to take them to the pharmacy for her because it's policy-give the customer the cigarettes to take back to the pharmacy themselves, you might as well say "What cigarettes"? because they'd be stolen faster than you can blink.

    For whatever reason, lady cannot pay for them at the pharmacy and so she comes up front to cashier S2's register buying some other stuff and paying with a check. We are not allowed to use checks to pay for cigarettes, alcohol or gift cards but if the customer is buying a lot of stuff (physical stuff not just high dollar amount) we let it slide. Aid of Rite uses Telecheck to verify checks and surprise, her check got declined. The first time I've ever seen that happen since we got the new system. I say maybe it's because she's not got enough in her account or she's an *ahem* blacklisted customer. Manager A says, No, you need a second form of payment or else sorry, you're not buying anything. Lady says fine and stalks away. S2 puts away all her frozen food.

    About 5 minutes after she left, Manager A realizes lady never returned the cigarettes. Oh FUCK. They're a pretty expensive brand, too, named after a city famous for its witch hunting trials in the 1600's.

    However, about an hour after that, A gets a call.

    "I didn't steal them! I didn't!"

    "Well yes you did ma'am, you didn't return the cigarettes. You either return them or we will call the police."

    "BUT I DIDN'T STEAL THEM *CLICK*"

    If I remember, I think A kept the check stapled to the declined printout...so I might hear about this later.
    Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

  • #2
    So she called back, unprompted, to reassure everyone she didn't steal anything?
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    • #3
      Mmmhmm, when, technically she did, the cigarettes were swept into her purse and walked out the door, unpaid for.
      Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

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      • #4
        "I took them away without paying them! But I didn't steal them because I didn't intend to take them! So I don't have to return them since I've already got them!"

        *facepalm*
        Me to a friend: I know I'm crazy, you know I'm crazy, the zombies at the end of the world will know I'm crazy. Thus not eating my brain for fear of ingesting the crazy. It's my survival plan.

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        • #5
          When I was 4 I accidentally stole a candy bar. I didn't understand how the price scanner worked. My dad made me come back to the grocery store, pay for the bar, and apologize. This, in my opinion, is one of the few times a person can say "I didn't steal it.", and be almost correct. Childhood ignorance and all that. I DID pay for it.

          I look foward to an update on bad check ciggie lady.
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          • #6
            Hope your manager does call the police on her, what a witch.
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            • #7
              "i didn't steal them. i didn't."

              yes, yes you did. how does walking out with something not constitute stealing? i doubt it 'fell' into your purse or 'jumped' in there, which leaves you putting them in there and conciously walking out with them, which is...stealing.
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              • #8
                I've walked out of a store before holding something in my hand that I honestly just had a brain fart and forgot I was holding it. You would *think* that someone would *notice* that they're holding something the size of a kitchen faucet *in* *their* *hand*, right?

                I got out to the car, got the kids in the car, and put the faucet down on the passenger seat, and was buckling up when my kids piped up from the back seat: "Did you pay for that, Mommy?"

                I had to go back into the store with the faucet and explain to the person at the nearest register that I had inadvertently walked out with the thing and was coming back in to pay for it. My kids were behind me the whole time snickering about Mommy not paying attention to what she's doing.

                So, it *can* happen. An honest mistake by someone who's frazzled by a stressful day. Maybe even to someone who's having nicotine withdrawals or just had a check declined.

                But unless the twit comes back to the store to pay for what she "accidentally" took home with her, yeah, it's theft.
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                • #9
                  I remember being about 7 or 8 and my Mom sent me into the store to get a bottle of Coke. There were 2 sizes and I didn't know what size she wanted so I walked out of the store with one of each to ask her which one she wanted! Wasn't caught, Mom was mortified and marched me right back into the store telling me I should have just come out empty handed and asked her!!
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                  • #10
                    I already told you guys my story about stealing when I was just a little kid. I was just a kid, and carried merchandise mom didn't pay for out of the store. When she discovered this, she made me march back into the store and tell the cashier and the manager. Wow, was I scared.
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                    • #11
                      I just saw a show last night where an 8 year old boy accidentally stole something. The cashier called the police on him when he came back and apologized. o.O
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                      • #12
                        When I was like 18 or so I was trying on a bracelet with a friend and she got distracted and walked out with hers. We went back in and apologized and gave it back. No harm done. Point is, WE GAVE IT BACK! It IS stealing if you don't return the item!

                        Sucky for her you have her check, her name, address and from your phone record, her number. She is screwed.

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                        • #13
                          I'm curious about checks not being allowed for alcohol or cigs. Is this because of high fraud in your location?
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                          • #14
                            Most likely; but as far as I know it's also corporate policy. NO checks accepted for alcohol, tobacco and giftcards. We've had too many people bounce the checks and we've been screwed.
                            Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

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                            • #15
                              Quoth ralerin View Post
                              About 5 minutes after she left, Manager A realizes lady never returned the cigarettes. Oh FUCK. They're a pretty expensive brand, too, named after a city famous for its witch hunting trials in the 1600's.
                              Don't blame me -- blame the geography nerd who lives in my brain...

                              Salem Cigarettes are named after a perfectly lovely Moravian settlement in the Piedmont region of North Carolina to which a bustling industrial town attached itself many years later like a barnacle to a ship's hull. The union was blissful however, and in 1913 the two merged to become... Winston-Salem.

                              The more you know... *dazzly rainbow thingy*

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