Keep prank calling me on a Friday night.

[RetailWorkhorse]

Sound bored. I had a guy in a pink bathrobe and a cheap wig come through drive to "shock" us I guess. He was like "WAHT DO YOU THINK LOLOL" I just blinked and shut the window. He looked a little deflated.

"I think your wig is sideways, sir."

[superhotelworker]

Hero: Discover ALWAYS swipes through correct for me the first time.
AmEX, makes my system freeze, cause it's confused on why there's a number missing. My tech guys called it the death card. It's killed my system before. Made it do a total restart.. and I shakily handed the card back with, "I think it's possessed."