A friend of mine used to work in the lingerie dept of a local store, and very quickly got used to the calls from the pervy guys: "I bought some French knickers yesterday and they're too tight" etc etc. So she (or whichever CW) would sigh "Sorry, we don't exchange underwear for hygiene reasons".... ho hum.
Anyway, after a while she left that place and went to work at a kitchenwear specialist. "At least that will be it with the obscene phone calls" she thought.
Two days into the new job, the phone rang. A man's voice asked:
"Do you sell wooden spoons there?"
"Yes we do" replied my friend, "we have a large range-" and the voice cut her off with
"Got any big enough for spanking with?"
Anyway, after a while she left that place and went to work at a kitchenwear specialist. "At least that will be it with the obscene phone calls" she thought.
Two days into the new job, the phone rang. A man's voice asked:
"Do you sell wooden spoons there?"
"Yes we do" replied my friend, "we have a large range-" and the voice cut her off with
"Got any big enough for spanking with?"
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