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  • #31
    1. Skim milk is an abomination to God and mankind.

    2. If Cailou is such a boon to children's shows, how come I've never heard of it?

    3. Now if you'll excuse me, my marionberry pie, it calls to me.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    • #32
      All Jersey milk FTW!



      We drank a horse when I was a teenager...
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      • #33
        Quoth dalesys View Post
        We drank a horse when I was a teenager...
        You drank a horse? How? Was it through a straw?
        "And so all the night-tide, I lie down by the side of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride!"
        "Hallo elskan min/Trui ekki hvad timinn lidur"
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        • #34
          I like skim milk...

          Oh, well, more for me.

          From what little I've seen of Caillou I have a feeling I would hate it. Thankfully my days of babysitting little ones seem to be done. I watched a lot of Blues Clues in the years after college...
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • #35
            Here's another reason why I sometimes hate my boyfriend-they have an entire line of lactose free milk and milk products. Not just the piddly line of milk and ice cream that Lactaid sells here, oh no. The line makes cheeses and butters of all sorts, flavors and varieties in addition to the milks and ice creams. Mmm, cream cheese.

            HATE. Why can't we get that here?

            Actually, I find Lactaid's brand of skim milk to be oddly similar to regular 1% milk. Maybe that's just my taste buds?
            Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

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            • #36
              Quoth EvilEmpryss View Post
              Bonus: Little girl called her stupid mother out for her hypocrisy right in front of you!
              Yeah! I love it when jerks plot something in front of their kids, and the children, all innocence and naivete, blurt out everything during the crucial phase of the plan. Kids are a lot smarter than we give them credit for; don't underestimate them.
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              • #37
                All you guys, and the SC, have it all wrong. True Evil™ is powered milk. Eyuck! My mother raised us on a half and half mixture of powdered milk and whole milk. That was just awful stuff.
                "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                • #38
                  Quoth Becks View Post
                  Skim milk IS evil. 2% all the way!
                  Um, 2% is skim milk.

                  (I used to work at a dairy)

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                  • #39
                    Quoth ralerin View Post
                    Here's another reason why I sometimes hate my boyfriend-they have an entire line of lactose free milk and milk products. Not just the piddly line of milk and ice cream that Lactaid sells here, oh no. The line makes cheeses and butters of all sorts, flavors and varieties in addition to the milks and ice creams. Mmm, cream cheese.

                    HATE. Why can't we get that here?

                    Actually, I find Lactaid's brand of skim milk to be oddly similar to regular 1% milk. Maybe that's just my taste buds?
                    OMG WHERE IS THAT?! ME WANT. A LOT. I have to scavenge...usually in the organic section where it costs like a million dollars for anything I want, and 99% of the time, it's soy/almond/rice-weirdness, which I don't particularly like that much, but heck, I'll take ANYTHING over getting sick all the time.
                    "And so all the night-tide, I lie down by the side of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride!"
                    "Hallo elskan min/Trui ekki hvad timinn lidur"
                    Amayis is my wifey

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                    • #40
                      Quoth jedimaster91 View Post
                      w00t! *fistbump*


                      Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                      All you guys, and the SC, have it all wrong. True Evil™ is powered milk. Eyuck!
                      You have a point there...

                      Quoth Difdi View Post
                      Um, 2% is skim milk.

                      (I used to work at a dairy)
                      Hmmmm. Okay, then.
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                      • #41
                        Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                        All you guys, and the SC, have it all wrong. True Evil™ is powered milk. Eyuck! My mother raised us on a half and half mixture of powdered milk and whole milk. That was just awful stuff.
                        The only good powdered milk is good for is in making pancakes. hubby makes the best pancakes with powdered milk and a dash of maple syrup

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                        • #42
                          Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                          All you guys, and the SC, have it all wrong. True Evil™ is powered milk. Eyuck! My mother raised us on a half and half mixture of powdered milk and whole milk. That was just awful stuff.

                          OMG THANK goodness it si good to know there are others out there who had to suffer through that disgusting experience. powdered chalk in water tasted better. to this day I STILL do not like skim, 1% or 2% milk. just tastes like water to me.

                          the ONLY time I will touch powdered milk is in a pinch using it when I have no milk when I cook something that requires milk.
                          I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
                          -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


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                          • #43
                            Gee thanks Ironclad. I had gotten rid of all my horrible memories of powdered milk, now I am probably gonna have nightmares. We were poor, sometimes Powdered was all we had...ugh. Horrible, nasty stuff.
                            Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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                            • #44
                              yah, that's a memory i didn't want to resurface. ugh.

                              powdered buttermilk was ok for cooking, but for anything else? nah, pass.
                              look! it's ghengis khan!
                              Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                              • #45
                                you can make all the skim milk you want right at home: just add white out to water!

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