Dangerously Close To The Boobs and Other Stories. (long)

[XCashier]

You did tell the manager about your slacking coworker, right? Why should he get paid for not doing his work and having you do it instead?

[MoonCat]

I wish my phone had a camera so I could take pictures of these things for you guys.

No, really, that's OK, we're fine!

Seriously, the receipt lady? What's she going to do, frame the damn thing? Yeesh.