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  • #16
    Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
    My former mother-in-law is a nurse and she thought that you got lice from being dirty. You didn't need to actually come in contact with someone who had lice, you just had to not bathe and *bam* you'd get lice.

    ... as for the getting sick, thing, I was sick before I came back from my most recent hiatus, so I can neither be blamed nor make blame for any germs spreading through CS. And I wasn't playing CoX, either, so it had to have gone through Facebook.

    ^-.-^
    Well, I don't have you friended on FB yet, so at least I know I didn't get it from you. :P
    "Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!" - The Truman Show

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    • #17
      It's a good thing that you aren't on a phone sex line, you might have been pregnant by now .

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      • #18
        Quoth Mikkel View Post
        It's a good thing that you aren't on a phone sex line, you might have been pregnant by now .
        ACK! Don't even mention that possibility!

        *giggles*

        So far, I've managed to avoid losing my voice with this bronchitis crap. When I lose my voice and have to talk, I sound like I work for a phone sex line. I get hit on enough over the phone at my job...
        "Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!" - The Truman Show

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        • #19
          Quoth bardicwench View Post
          When I lose my voice and have to talk, I sound like I work for a phone sex line. I get hit on enough over the phone at my job...
          There you are, you'll get pregnant yet .

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          • #20
            Quoth Mikkel View Post
            There you are, you'll get pregnant yet .


            *runs and hides*
            "Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!" - The Truman Show

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            • #21
              Quoth bardicwench View Post
              If I had that power, I wouldn't be answering the phone.
              If I had that power, I would totally be answering the phones!

              I'm sorry, you want a supervisor because "there's no way you used that many minutes" and you didn't check them all month and you can't be bothered to even look at your bill to see who you called?

              COUGH COUGH COUGH

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              • #22
                Quoth angelicafire View Post
                If I had that power, I would totally be answering the phones!

                I'm sorry, you want a supervisor because "there's no way you used that many minutes" and you didn't check them all month and you can't be bothered to even look at your bill to see who you called?

                COUGH COUGH COUGH
                *giggles* You're right. I would so pass on the plague to all the EWs I could find.
                "Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!" - The Truman Show

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                • #23
                  Quoth bardicwench View Post
                  So far, I've managed to avoid losing my voice with this bronchitis crap. When I lose my voice and have to talk, I sound like I work for a phone sex line.
                  I have been told, by a number of unrelated individuals, that I should consider that line of work... >_>

                  ^-.-^
                  Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                  • #24
                    Perhaps she was, by chance, calling via WonkaVision???
                    "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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                    • #25
                      *gives Wenchie a backrub* Yes, we can joke about it and all, but seriously? Internet and phone can transmit germs now? The planet is doomed.
                      Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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                      • #26
                        BW, don't worry about getting pregnant over the phone. Just put a condom over the handset, and you'll be 85%* safe (98%* if used as directed).


                        *numbers are ballpark only, because I can't find the study information for the table I used, just the results, so I don't know if it's any good.

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                        • #27
                          Quoth bardicwench View Post
                          SC: HOW DARE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE SICK! YOU COULD GET ME SICK! TRANSFER ME TO SOMEONE HEALTHY!
                          if only.. IF ONLY!!!!!!!
                          I will never go to school!

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                          • #28
                            Mwahahaha!

                            I just installed Skype, so I have yet another vector for spreading my own special little germs.

                            ^-.-^
                            Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                            • #29
                              Quoth Midnight View Post
                              I didn't know viruses could get transfered over hundreds of miles of phone lines!
                              You can catch viruses from your computer too, apparently.
                              "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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                              • #30
                                I don't know what to say. Viruses and germs can be spread over the telephone? Do they competely fail to teach science in science classes these days?
                                Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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