79 minutes into a 12 hour day

[Wenchie]

My former mother-in-law is a nurse and she thought that you got lice from being dirty. You didn't need to actually come in contact with someone who had lice, you just had to not bathe and *bam* you'd get lice.

... as for the getting sick, thing, I was sick before I came back from my most recent hiatus, so I can neither be blamed nor make blame for any germs spreading through CS. And I wasn't playing CoX, either, so it had to have gone through Facebook.

^-.-^

Well, I don't have you friended on FB yet, so at least I know I didn't get it from you. :P

[Mikkel]

It's a good thing that you aren't on a phone sex line, you might have been pregnant by now .

[Wenchie]

It's a good thing that you aren't on a phone sex line, you might have been pregnant by now .

ACK! Don't even mention that possibility!

*giggles*

So far, I've managed to avoid losing my voice with this bronchitis crap. When I lose my voice and have to talk, I sound like I work for a phone sex line. I get hit on enough over the phone at my job...

[Mikkel]

When I lose my voice and have to talk, I sound like I work for a phone sex line. I get hit on enough over the phone at my job...

There you are, you'll get pregnant yet .

[Wenchie]

There you are, you'll get pregnant yet .

*runs and hides*

[angelicafire]

If I had that power, I wouldn't be answering the phone.

If I had that power, I would totally be answering the phones!

I'm sorry, you want a supervisor because "there's no way you used that many minutes" and you didn't check them all month and you can't be bothered to even look at your bill to see who you called?

COUGH COUGH COUGH

[Wenchie]

If I had that power, I would totally be answering the phones!

I'm sorry, you want a supervisor because "there's no way you used that many minutes" and you didn't check them all month and you can't be bothered to even look at your bill to see who you called?

COUGH COUGH COUGH

*giggles* You're right. I would so pass on the plague to all the EWs I could find.

[Andara Bledin]

So far, I've managed to avoid losing my voice with this bronchitis crap. When I lose my voice and have to talk, I sound like I work for a phone sex line.

I have been told, by a number of unrelated individuals, that I should consider that line of work... >_>

^-.-^

[LillFilly]

Perhaps she was, by chance, calling via WonkaVision???

[Mytical]

*gives Wenchie a backrub* Yes, we can joke about it and all, but seriously? Internet and phone can transmit germs now? The planet is doomed.

[Magpie]

BW, don't worry about getting pregnant over the phone. Just put a condom over the handset, and you'll be 85%* safe (98%* if used as directed).


*numbers are ballpark only, because I can't find the study information for the table I used, just the results, so I don't know if it's any good.

[BaristaTrav]

SC: HOW DARE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE SICK! YOU COULD GET ME SICK! TRANSFER ME TO SOMEONE HEALTHY!

if only.. IF ONLY!!!!!!!

[Andara Bledin]

Mwahahaha!

I just installed Skype, so I have yet another vector for spreading my own special little germs.

^-.-^

[cinema guy]

I didn't know viruses could get transfered over hundreds of miles of phone lines!

You can catch viruses from your computer too, apparently.

[Kristev]

I don't know what to say. Viruses and germs can be spread over the telephone? Do they competely fail to teach science in science classes these days?