Deep in the heart of Colorado?

[Mr Hero]

Short one but will make your brain hurt.

SC: Where are we at?
Me: You mean our address?
SC: No. I'm seeing a lot of Colorado license plates.
Me: Yes. We're in Denver.
SC: Texas?
Me: No, Denver Colorado.

SC is from Michigain. I'm wondering how he got all the way down here without knowing what state he was in.

[Mike Taylor]

Most SCs are permanent residents of the state of Idiocy.

State Bird: The Dodo
State Flower: The Fart Blossom
State Motto: Dare to be Stupid
State Song: Dare to be Stupid

[bainsidhe]

Full day of non-stop driving? I've driven for 22 hours straight and must admit I was getting a little punchy. Damn that was a long drive.

[BowserKoopa1]

Maybe I could give him directions? I used to live in Colorado and now reside in Texas. Then again, I'm pretty useless without a GPS . I'm thinking maybe this guy shoulda just flown. But he'd probably get on the wrong plane. I can just imagine this scenario.
SC: Where am I?
Me: Paris, Texas.
SC: Paris, France?
Me: No, not that Paris. The Paris that is in Texas. You know, in the United States?
SC: I'm guessing this isn't Europe then?
Btw I don't live anywhere near Paris. I was jus using an example.

[Teskeria]

Maybe I could give him directions? I used to live in Colorado and now reside in Texas. Then again, I'm pretty useless without a GPS . I'm thinking maybe this guy shoulda just flown. But he'd probably get on the wrong plane. I can just imagine this scenario.
SC: Where am I?
Me: Paris, Texas.
SC: Paris, France?
Me: No, not that Paris. The Paris that is in Texas. You know, in the United States?
SC: I'm guessing this isn't Europe then?
Btw I don't live anywhere near Paris. I was jus using an example.

Lol, how bout one of the other 7 Paris' in the USA? Everyone uses Texas.
Paris, Arkansas
Paris, Illinois
Paris, Kentucky
Paris, Michigan
Paris, Missouri
Paris, Tennessee
Paris, Virginia

[chainedbarista]

driving can make you loopy, but not that loopy.

what state is he in? i don't think he's ever known, really. perhaps a state of confusion?

[Jetfire]

Lol, how bout one of the other 7 Paris' in the USA? Everyone uses Texas.
Paris, Arkansas
Paris, Illinois
Paris, Kentucky
Paris, Michigan
Paris, Missouri
Paris, Tennessee
Paris, Virginia

You can even go International if you want and stay in North America, and go visit Paris, Ontario. (It's only an hour or so away from London, Ontario...and if Kitchener hadn't changed its name it would be between London, Ontario and Berlin, Ontario. )

[Mr Hero]

You can even go International if you want and stay in North America, and go visit Paris, Ontario. (It's only an hour or so away from London, Ontario...and if Kitchener hadn't changed its name it would be between London, Ontario and Berlin, Ontario. )

You can also go to Moscow in the U.S.

[Titi]

Yeah their in Texas, because with all of the Colorado cars around they must NOT be in Colorado.

[Andara Bledin]

I've run into an instance where Ontario, CA was confused for Ontario, Ca.

The first is in California, while the second is in Canada.

And, no, I was the one that straightened it out.

... seriously, how hard is it to check the area code?

^-.-^

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Ive said it before, might as well say it again:

In Wisconsin, you can visit Luxemburg, Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Poland, Alaska and Cleveland in one afternoon.

[Sapphire Silk]

How's this for confusing?

California, Maryland.


Yes. It is a real place (not far from where I grew up, actually.) But then again, Maryland is the only state with two separate rivers with the same name (on opposite sides of the Chesapeake, no less.)

[Jetfire]

Ontario, California confuses me every time i hear it.

And my dad works at a store in a small town in NB, and he's constantly receiving goods that are meant to be delivered to Woodstock, Ontario. (not Woodstock NB where he is)

[EricKei]

... seriously, how hard is it to check the area code?

^-.-^

Given that one of those codes would look like "90210", and the other like "34T M31", I would think that it would be incredibly easy to tell them apart >_<

[Digitalpotato]

Almost all the time on one particular video game, I had heard people say, "Windsor" and I had thought they actually meant "Windsor, Colorado" rather than "Windsor, Ontario"