Wardrobe malfunction (or "Bitch, you be trippin'"

[Becks]

Blas, maybe she's not from around here.

[chainedbarista]

der crazed clerk sagt:

I've always believed God has a sense of humor

he must, considering the way she dresses. nothing better in the day than a bit of self-pwnage.

[blas]

Regardless of where she's from, it's still funny.

I wonder if the shoes she was wearing were wedges? Those are a bitch to walk in.

Personally, I get my best laughs from dumb girls who can't handle more than 2 beers and wear those ungodly skanky mini-dresses when going out, and proceed to fall all over themselves or their girlfriends and expose their panties or lackthereof, to the entire bar. That's one thing I do dearly miss about going out. No fan of them running into me, but always good to watch stupid drunk girls fall over. That or the girls who wore those super loose 80s style shirts that hung on for dear life by your shoulders, with skin tight leggings, and after a few too many drinks and a few too nasty of dance moves.....wow, you aren't wearing a bra are you hunny? Hahahahahahaahaha.

[BeeMused]

I turn and am greeted by a young woman dressed in a style I would call "Wisconsin Winter Call Girl Chic." White, jewel-bedecked sunglasses atop her forehead, a winter stocking cap, a pink-and-black plaid (uke) hoodie with fake fur and cropped just enough for me to see her belly piercing and tramp stamp, baggy blue jeans that look like they were run through a garbage disposal, judging by the shredded hems falling under her feet like stirrups, and wool clogs (aka winter flip-flops) that must've been unbuckled judging by the way they were flapping against her heels like flip flops. All this on about a 70-degree day. I tell ya, I don't understand people who dress like this.

That reminds me of a woman I saw walking with a group of people over the "Hans Albers Platz" in St. Pauli Hamburg. This is one of the areas were you can find all sorts of prostitutes offering their charms. It's easy to recognize them as their style of dressing is somewhat unique, similar to the "Wisconsin Winter Call Girl Chic" minus the wool clogs, though. And of course they talk to all the men...
So this tourist woman wanting to party choose a dressing style similar to the whores. Bad idea, very bad idea! She got quite an earful, like: "F* off, we don't need hobby whores here!" "Trying to get your husband back from us?" etc. I've yet to see someone in high heals running that fast on a cobblestone street... Whereas I was laughing my ass off...
Wikipedia even has a pic of them: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Pr...Reeperbahn.jpg
That's their daytime attire, though, at night they are quite a bit more open about their assets.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I wonder if the shoes she was wearing were wedges? Those are a bitch to walk in.

No, they were shoes like this:



At least around by me, if you're a female age 15 to 25, there's a good chance you have at least one pair of shoes like those. Imagine them completely unbuckled. Even if you're wearing really thick socks they're not going to stay on your feet like that.

And if they're not Birkenstocks like mine are, they're as disposable as flip flops. Most of my female friends and acquaintances have or have had those kinds of shoes, and if you're lucky you might get a year's worth of wear out of them before the soles are coming apart, or the straps are breaking, or they just generally look like they got chewed up by a dog.

Of course my Birkenstocks cost about 5 times as much, but I've had them for 8 years and will probably just need to get them resoled sometime.

[raw456]

I was expecting this story to end with her blaming you or the store for her fall and demanding compensation in the form of large sum gift cards.

Perhaps the fall knocked some sense into her

[OfficeSlug]

Is there security video footage of THAT? Did you get to see it?


I can't stop laughing - I wish we could post stuff such as that!!


(Well-written, btw)

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Is there security video footage of THAT? Did you get to see it?

1. No. Probably wasn't even anyone in LP who could retrieve it.

2. Why would I need camera footage when I got to see it with my own two eyes?

[I don't work here]

I now know why you shouldn't have a drink in your mouth while reading stories on this site....

Awesome Sauce

[McGoddess09]

Sad part is, I could see you trying to stifle your laughter. You did a better job than I would have. I would have burst out laughing that very second.

[terakhan]

I've always believed God has a sense of humor

Of course he does. Look at the platypus.