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Sometimes I honestly must question one's intelligence: this delightful bit happened at work today about a man looking for Yellow. K: Kitten Y: Yellow Man
K: *goes down aisle to put something away and on my way back to checkstands is stopped by Y.
Y: Hi I am looking for yellow. Do you have yellow?
K: Yellow? Yellow what?
Y: You know. Yellow.
K*starts thinking of the things that are yellow in the store: Banannas, squash, Bell Peppers, yellow onions, bananna pudding, you get the idea. Unfortunutly none of these things are what Y requires.
K: I ask if its butter and Y says its not butter. But you mix the yellow with butter.
K: I ask if it may be Jello and he says no. Its yellow. You mix it with butter and put it on the thing.
K:
Let me go and find out what it is.
Y: *irritated* how can you not know wht yellow is? Never mind its ok I'll go look for yellow.
K: *thinking* umm....yeeeaahhh you go and do that
If I had known what yellow was I would have been able to tell him if we had the stuff in the store. But being as he just said the color of said item there was no way I could do much for him.
K: *goes down aisle to put something away and on my way back to checkstands is stopped by Y.
Y: Hi I am looking for yellow. Do you have yellow?
K: Yellow? Yellow what?
Y: You know. Yellow.
K*starts thinking of the things that are yellow in the store: Banannas, squash, Bell Peppers, yellow onions, bananna pudding, you get the idea. Unfortunutly none of these things are what Y requires.
K: I ask if its butter and Y says its not butter. But you mix the yellow with butter.
K: I ask if it may be Jello and he says no. Its yellow. You mix it with butter and put it on the thing.
K:
Let me go and find out what it is.Y: *irritated* how can you not know wht yellow is? Never mind its ok I'll go look for yellow.
K: *thinking* umm....yeeeaahhh you go and do that
If I had known what yellow was I would have been able to tell him if we had the stuff in the store. But being as he just said the color of said item there was no way I could do much for him.
Like corn on the cob...put butter on...I don't know, I suppose it's as legitimate an explanation for crazy as any. 
He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.
Rule no 1 violation! Rofl, have to learn not to drink anything when reading these threads.
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