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    I was checking out a customer at the registers and after I check him out this is what happens.

    ME: Have a nice day.
    Oldman: Hey do you have time to listen to my story?
    ME: No not really. I have to get back to work.
    Oldman: Over 20 years ago I was told by my doctors that I cannot have an erection anymore.

    My mind just freezes right there. I cannot believed what he just said.

    Then without my permission he rant on and on about his heath problems and how all of his doctors has been giving him pills. This goes on for 10 -15 minute... I didn't have anything I really have to do at the moment and there isn't anyone else checking out. Did manage to kill some time by zoning out of his talk. Didn't say that underlined line again.

    That is until a man and his 10 years old daughter came up to my register. I ended up saying "Sorry but I have to help him now."

    He still talk about his story and and mention the word erection again. In fount of the 10 years old girl.

    I ended up telling him to be careful of what he's saying. "You're in front of a little girl!"

    Next time someone start talking about something unrelated to work I'm just going to leave them and tell them I got stuff to do in the back. Even if it an it's an old person.
    Last edited by Dave1982; 11-18-2010, 12:09 PM. Reason: Removed unnecessary generalization

  • #2
    Kind of ironic that he told you about his problem getting an erection and now you have a bone to pick with him.
    "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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    • #3
      "I'm old an infirm and can't do it myself" -old guy from UP

      sorry, it fits here.
      Oh wook at teh widdle babeh dwaggin! How cyuuute babeh dwag-AAAAAAAUUUGGGHHHH! *nom*
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      • #4
        Quoth zombiequeen View Post
        "I'm old an infirm and can't do it myself" -old guy from UP

        sorry, it fits here.
        Where is here?
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        • #5
          Quoth zombiequeen View Post
          sorry, it fits here.
          ..."that's what she said"...
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          • #6

            Here being the story

            And...it probably just kind of sits there, not fitting anywhere.
            Oh wook at teh widdle babeh dwaggin! How cyuuute babeh dwag-AAAAAAAUUUGGGHHHH! *nom*
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            • #7
              What a prick.

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              • #8
                Ok......and there goes everything I just ate in the past month.

                You would think by that age that the only thing that keeps it up would be rubber bands and duct tape, and nothing comes out but poofs of sand.
                You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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                • #9
                  Look, it's hard getting old...

                  Or not.
                  When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                  • #10
                    That....was absolutely terrible.

                    I laughed so hard now I have to run potty
                    You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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                    • #11
                      Some people should stand up for themselves.

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                      • #12
                        Sounds like he had a real soft spot for you.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Sleepwalker View Post
                          Sounds like he had a real soft spot for you.
                          No, it sounds like he was hoping she'd have a soft spot for him.
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                          • #14
                            He's getting the short end of the stick/dick
                            In my heart, in my soul, I'm a woman for rock & roll.
                            She's as fast as slugs on barbituates.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Sleepwalker View Post
                              Sounds like he had a real soft spot for you.
                              My co-worker said the same thing. I think they know that I'm being tortured and took everyone else so that I don't get an excuse to get out.

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