Sometimes the Item can stay home....

[Tria]

So, can I add that to my rule number 1 violation tally?

[ToasterQueen]

So are you discriminationg against poor people? Poor people need pleasure too. Always the middle class keeping us down because we can't afford new sex toys!

Nonsense! Go down to the SuperK and buy an electric toothbrush for $5.

TRIVIA FUN TIME YAY: Did you know that the vibrator was invented in the 19th century by doctors in England to cure women with hysteria?

Make of that what you will.

That having been said.



Ahhhhhh, that made me die a little trying not to laugh aloud at work.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

TRIVIA FUN TIME YAY: Did you know that the vibrator was invented in the 19th century by doctors in England to cure women with hysteria?

Make of that what you will.

KINDA RELATED FUN FACT:

The graham cracker was originally invented to quell "masturbatory urges".

The things I learned on Pop-Up Video. I miss that show. I believe the specific video was "Turning Japanese"

[Cia]

The graham cracker was originally invented to quell "masturbatory urges".

Just rub the cracker and you'll feel better.

[ToasterQueen]

Is that why s'mores are so orgasmically good?

[Dr Yorick]

Had that happen when I was a manager for Radio Shack.
Several times at that, and usually by some old grandma type.
I had to have therapy for years after that. (just kidding about the therapy part)

[DarthRetard]

Honestly, I care very little whether my gf or any other woman has a vibrator. I really dont care. guys masturbate, girls masturbate, whatever. However, I am NOT opening it......though we did send them to one fo the stores we owed a prank on.....good old 9848 where my manager used to work, we sent her there. They were quite uh....disturbed.

[shenzee]

Honestly, I care very little whether my gf or any other woman has a vibrator. I really dont care. guys masturbate, girls masturbate, whatever.

God, can you come talk to my fiance? He thinks vibrators are the devil's creation. Personally me thinks someone's jealous!

[SongsOfDragons]

TRIVIA FUN TIME YAY: Did you know that the vibrator was invented in the 19th century by doctors in England to cure women with hysteria?

Make of that what you will.

OK. Dr. Harvey Kellog also invented his breakfast cereal to cure masturbation.

This fact would have only gained minor laughs if someone hadn't instantly mentioned Frosties.

[Posture Moll]

God, can you come talk to my fiance? He thinks vibrators are the devil's creation.

Does he masturbate? If so, then he is a sad, insecure little hypocrite to feel threatened by a battery-operated device.

In the extremely rare chance he doesn't: does he have a *problem* with women's sexual satisfaction?

[shenzee]

Does he masturbate? If so, then he is a sad, insecure little hypocrite to feel threatened by a battery-operated device.

In the extremely rare chance he doesn't: does he have a *problem* with women's sexual satisfaction?

He claims he doesn't masturbate. I think he's of the era where his mother told him he would get hair on his palms if he did it, blah blah blah. So he's not a hypocrite, just under the impression that every woman he's ever been with has had orgasms every time the "natural way". Snort.

[Posture Moll]

He claims he doesn't masturbate. I think he's of the era where his mother told him he would get hair on his palms if he did it, blah blah blah. So he's not a hypocrite, just under the impression that every woman he's ever been with has had orgasms every time the "natural way". Snort.

Oh, dear, I don't know where to start with that....

Hope I didn't come off as too mean, but I really don't get what's so bad about vibrators. To me, its no different than that percentage of silly, paranoid and unreasonable women out there that demand (usually unsuccessfully) that their men stop whacking off.

[ToasterQueen]

I love this thread.


Uh...on-topic....yeah. I remember one time when I was working express, I checked out this creepy guy (He gave me the creeps BEFORE I saw what he was buying) who brought me a thing of duct tape, two cucumbers and a tub of Vaseline.

I was like, "Here'sYourChangeHaveANiceDayGETOUTOFMYLINE Next please? >.>"

[Posture Moll]

I love this thread.


Uh...on-topic....yeah. I remember one time when I was working express, I checked out this creepy guy (He gave me the creeps BEFORE I saw what he was buying) who brought me a thing of duct tape, two cucumbers and a tub of Vaseline.

I was like, "Here'sYourChangeHaveANiceDayGETOUTOFMYLINE Next please? >.>"

Hey, at least he's probably putting some proctologist's kids through college.

[Rapscallion]

Who's going to pay the therapist's bill?

Rapscallion